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Beard = great cope

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Cope tip: grow a huge, bushy beard to hide your ugly face. You feel much better. Looking in the mirror isn’t as painful, going out in public you feel like you are wearing armour. Beardcope = strongcope.
 
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Only if you're actually capable of growing a non-patchy strong one in the first place.
 
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How is putting cream on my face every day and dragging a razor across it going to help me if it doesn't matter anyway? Beard is the default position, so I have a beard.
 
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Raccoon tail goatee cope.
 
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Women dont even like beards.


Most of the guys who can pull out a beard would be a chad without a beard too.
 
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just don't do that numale hipster shit. Those guys deserve concentration camps.
 
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Beard is my biggest rope because I can't grow it and having beard was one of my biggest dreams since childhood
 
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bkdreamkb said:
Women dont even like beards.


Most of the guys who can pull out a beard would be a chad without a beard too.


Legit, I look worse with a beard.
 
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A Good Friend said:
How is putting cream on my face every day and dragging a razor across it going to help me if it doesn't matter anyway? Beard is the default position, so I have a beard.

Do you even LDAR, bro? Get a haircutting kit and electric razor that shit every few days, at best. Beards are irritable af.
 
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My beard is still to patchy, still have a year or two to wait before it finally all comes in. Once my beard and stache fully come in i, i'll be able to looksmax the fuck outta here.
 
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Nautica1983 said:
My beard is still to patchy, still have a year or two to wait before it finally all comes in. Once my beard and stache fully come in i,  i'll be able to looksmax the fuck outta here.

Minoxidil.
 
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asians can't grow beards
 
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but what if you jaw area is ok but the eye area is shit?
 
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Beard is a failo, especially if your face is ethnic / looks ethnic. Whats better is a proper stubble (2 - 10 mm). By proper I mean, that it is not too sparse and covers all beard areas.
 
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I'm not sure what to think... I was looking at pictures of John Stamos recently, and he's one of the few who always looks better clean shaved. Ben Affleck looks better with a groomed beard.
 
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Im 5/10 with by beard, without im 4/10

Then i gotta keep using :p
 
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fred_herbert said:
Beard is a failo, especially if your face is ethnic / looks ethnic. Whats better is a proper stubble (2 - 10 mm). By proper I mean, that it is not too sparse and covers all beard areas.

10mm? Isn't anything over 7 beard? Even 5 seems heavy stubble.
 
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sepelion said:
10mm? Isn't anything over 7 beard? Even 5 seems heavy stubble.

No 10mm is still a stubble. Bear in mind that 10mm actual hair length corresponds to probably 5mm setting on a hair trimmer.
 
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so fucking true, this is actually a cope that is a useful cope and in some situations can also be a looksmaxer.


bkdreamkb said:
Women dont even like beards.


Most of the guys who can pull out a beard would be a chad without a beard too.



so much cope
 
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PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
so fucking true, this is actually a cope that is a useful cope and in some situations can also be a looksmaxer.

Yeah, in fact this is pretty much a permanent cure for a chincel. Plus beards are cool at the moment - plenty of girls will like you if you have a beard.

Sadly the rest of my face is ugly as fuck so it's of limited use to me.
 
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MayorOfKekville said:
Yeah, in fact this is pretty much a permanent cure for a chincel. Plus beards are cool at the moment - plenty of girls will like you if you have a beard.

Sadly the rest of my face is ugly as fuck so it's of limited use to me.

it also helps hide a shitty jaw as well, and pretty much most subhuman features, its not like we can go from ugly to good looking with a beard,  but beard game usually helps and puts most people up a level in looks.
 
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fred_herbert said:
Beard is a failo, especially if your face is ethnic / looks ethnic. Whats better is a proper stubble (2 - 10 mm). By proper I mean, that it is not too sparse and covers all beard areas.

That's what we're referring too. Nobody here wants a big ass beard. Just a dark groomed stubble
 

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