Baskin Robbins ice cream attendant incel had shit on his front index finger

[Bedford Stye]

I was waiting in line looking at the flavors through the glass, and decided on rocky road.

An incel came out of the bathroom adjusting his belt and pulling up his pants, apparently had taken a shit.

I ask for a cone, and then he scoops the barrel, and then see a chunk of turd smear on his index finger.

Hey dude, what's on your finger?

"Oh shit" he says, and goes back to the restroom.

I leave, nearly barfing.

 

[MarquisDeSade]

I was waiting in line looking at the flavors through the glass, and decided on rocky road.

An incel came out of the bathroom adjusting his belt and pulling up his pants, apparently had taken a shit.

I ask for a cone, and then he scoops the barrel, and then see a chunk of turd smear on his index finger.

Hey dude, what's on your finger?

"Oh shit" he says, and goes back to the restroom.

I leave, nearly barfing.

I take it that wasn't the fudge topping you wanted on your ice cream cone?

 

[Bedford Stye]

I take it that wasn't the fudge topping you wanted on your ice cream cone?

It was precisely the color of the ice cream I wanted.

I wonder how many shit flavored cones that incel has scooped, over the years