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Based Based shit I did some time ago

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Idk about you, but in my school
We had this thing where you pick a random person from your class and have to give them a cheap present for christmas.
Obviously everyone would prefer to give gifts to their friends but that's not how probability works.

We were picking random pieces of paper with names on them placed in a jar.
I picked mine and was like "man the fuck am I gonna give to this bitch?" But I was cool about I thought I would figure it out
Next thing I hear is 3 loud fucking whores start complaining about who they got.
Now I do not know which one got me,
but at least one of them must've gotten me based on their reactions.

Then I thought to myself
"nigga fuck all that I'm not gonna go to this shit"
I straight up didn't show up at that's stupid shit and told my homeroom teacher that I don't give a fuck about my classmates whatsoever and iim not spending any money on them
 
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should have got her one of those 24inch dragon dildos and seen what everyone would say
 

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