Based idea: Distribute food with natural laxatives at a feminist or antifa protest

[shii410]

Like hand out bread sweetened with shit tons of maltitol

Make those commies shit themselves

 

[Azaylias]

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

Like hand out bread sweetened with shit tons of maltitol

Make those commies shit themselves

No thank you, officer. I have never and will never commit any crime in my entire life.

 

[shii410]

No thank you, officer. I have never and will never commit any crime in my entire life.

I don’t see how any part of this would be illegal

Sugar alcohols like maltitol are used to sweeten a lot of things that are sold in retail like gummy bears and ice cream and whatever. It would be totally normal and reasonable to bake and distribute something like bread with it. They just happen to also give you major uncontrollable diarrhea

 

[VλREN]

distribute sexy lingerie at a feminist protest and tell the foids they'd look cute in them

They all ready walk around naked during it because muh body positivity or something

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

I don’t see how any part of this would be illegal

Sugar alcohols like maltitol are used to sweeten a lot of things that are sold in retail like gummy bears and ice cream and whatever. They just happen to also give you major uncontrollable diarrhea

There are cyanide in apple seeds. Dose makes the poison.

 

[based_meme]

Finally, a @shii410 thread I can get behind.

There are cyanide in apple seeds. Dose makes the poison.

The cyanide concentration is extremely small. You need about a basket full of apples to make one cyanide pill.

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

Finally, a @shii410 thread I can get behind.


The cyanide concentration is extremely small. You need about a basket full of apples to make one cyanide pill.

Exactly! Even though small amounts of artificial sweeteners are harmless, poisoning someone with a high dose of artificial sweetener is illegal.

 

[shii410]

Exactly! Even though small amounts of artificial sweeteners are harmless, poisoning someone with a high dose of artificial sweetener is illegal.

It can't be considered poisoning to any meaningful degree if you could do the same thing with a small pack of haribo sugar free gummies that you bought from the gas station

Normal innocuous amounts of artificial sweetener notoriously do this

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

It can't be considered poisoning to any meaningful degree if you could do the same thing with a small pack of haribo sugar free gummies that you bought from the gas station

Normal innocuous amounts of artificial sweetener notoriously do this

Man charged with 'spiking' family members' food with laxatives

Family members complained of nausea, abdominal pain and severe diarrhea after meal times, and contacted police with their

buffalonews.com

 

[Friezacel]

Totally not suspicious to hand out free food at a protest (who even eats while protesting ?) as sub5

 

[shii410]

Man charged with 'spiking' family members' food with laxatives

Family members complained of nausea, abdominal pain and severe diarrhea after meal times, and contacted police with their

buffalonews.com

You don't need to spike it secretly. You can have the entire ingredients list on public display and it would still work. Then there's nothing anyone can say

 

[WuhanFriedPuppies]

You don't need to spike it secretly. You can have the entire ingredients list on public display and it would still work. Then there's nothing anyone can say

They're too retarded to read an ingredient label anyway. You have to eat the cookies yourself and get diarrhea so they all think its an accident.