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Barber fucked up. Now i look 150% slav

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There should be a barber university.
Minimum 5 years and an IQ test to get in.
Some retards shouldnt be allowed near people's hair.
This fucker fully exposed my norwood, leaving me looking like a slav truck driver
 
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Good ol Slavic truckers
I remember the foid in king of the hill going to barber college for a long time or something like that. Brutal though
 
There should be a barber university.
Minimum 5 years and an IQ test to get in.
Some retards shouldnt be allowed near people's hair.
This fucker fully exposed my norwood, leaving me looking like a slav truck driver
Then cut your own hair like me
 
in Poland like 105% of the hairdressers (and barbers, there's usually no distinction) are clueless foids (I wish I could attend a male barber but there seems to be no such thing)
I have long hair and I only come there to cut the endings (to prevent them from splitting) and they all somehow manage to fuck up
I've been to so many hairdressers and I always end up unsatisfied, I barely go there because it's preferable to have fucked-up hair with split ends than to go there
they spend years in schools learning it and they still manage to fuck up the easiest shit, it's incredible
I wanted to learn to cut my own hair, but it's near impossible with long hair, so I just go to a "barber" like every year
 
they always do that, dunno why, i think they just don't know how to cut the hair of someone who's norwooding
i usually tell them to avoid cutting it too short, then fine tune it at home a bit
 
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I know how you feel OP.
 
they always do that, dunno why, i think they just don't know how to cut the hair of someone who's norwooding
i usually tell them to avoid cutting it too short, then fine tune it at home a bit
I try to tell them, but they dont listen
I specifically said "dont touch the temples"
Im calling a lawyer
 
I try to tell them, but they dont listen
I specifically said "dont touch the temples"
Im calling a lawyer
you have to outright micromanage them tbh
either that or just go "fuck it" and wait for it to grow back in, haircuts rarely look that great fresh, unless you're some facial god
 
you have to outright micromanage them tbh
either that or just go "fuck it" and wait for it to grow back in, haircuts rarely look that great fresh, unless you're some facial god
I think i will have to wait.
By the time i realized what he did, it was too late
 
You'll be happier if you just accept it. There's nothing worse than a guy clinging to a fading hairline. Everybody knows.
 
i like ya cut G
 
If you have specific instructions but they still messed up then I would consider suing them
 
I'm glad I learned to cut my own hair
 
No joke, I had a barber just start cutting my hair without even asking me what I wanted. I was beta af back then and just took it.

Now I never get it cut. I grow it out and keep my hair, no fuck's given.

"B..buut grooming..."

Unkempt Chad slays more than any of us ever will. JFL @ taking normie advice and thinking a hair cut will get you laid. It won't.
 
they always do that, dunno why, i think they just don't know how to cut the hair of someone who's norwooding
i usually tell them to avoid cutting it too short, then fine tune it at home a bit
They know what they are doing in my opinion
They sense your norwooding, eg you can clearly see recessing at temples etc, then oh dear i just cut the covering hair, looks like ill even it up on the other .......
oh it looks like you are full norwood now norbitt
aaaaaaaaand thats 8 pounds please

fuck off bitch, i cut my own wonky hair and clip the back the pay myself 8 pounds, too many "accidents" of fucked up hair to be coincidence
they WANT to give you a shit haircut if your not CHAD
 

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