
changeiscoming
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Just think about it for a second. The year is 2012, app store and google play store are putting up new apps daily. There is a team of software engineers in both e-stores that analyzes and makes sure all new apps fall in line with the legalities of the two platforms.
"Oh, its an app where you swipe left or right to meet new people" - said the reviewing stemcel to the other teammate.
"Such a novel and simple concept. I love it! Well looks simple and legal enough, let's approve it for mass release into the platform" -> Hits "APPROVED" button on his machine, and clears the path for the upload of the app on the App store.
I am sure there is a single day/hour/minute, where the team of dorky stemcels who review new apps 24/7 hunched over their desktops. that marks the beginning of the complete and utter destruction of society! There is no CoNsPiRacY by "the jews". Inb4 a photo of jewish tinder founders with audemars piguet watches on their wrists! Just a bunch of pc nerds who were creating apps in their moms basement during the smartphone app boom of the early 2010s. Same as that smiley phaggot elon musk, the balding hunchback dork coding in his moms basement that just got lucky.
Take the randomness pill brocels
"Oh, its an app where you swipe left or right to meet new people" - said the reviewing stemcel to the other teammate.
"Such a novel and simple concept. I love it! Well looks simple and legal enough, let's approve it for mass release into the platform" -> Hits "APPROVED" button on his machine, and clears the path for the upload of the app on the App store.
I am sure there is a single day/hour/minute, where the team of dorky stemcels who review new apps 24/7 hunched over their desktops. that marks the beginning of the complete and utter destruction of society! There is no CoNsPiRacY by "the jews". Inb4 a photo of jewish tinder founders with audemars piguet watches on their wrists! Just a bunch of pc nerds who were creating apps in their moms basement during the smartphone app boom of the early 2010s. Same as that smiley phaggot elon musk, the balding hunchback dork coding in his moms basement that just got lucky.
Take the randomness pill brocels