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RageFuel Back when TINDER was released to the app store/google play store, a team of stemcels approved it for mass release. They created a monster...

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Just think about it for a second. The year is 2012, app store and google play store are putting up new apps daily. There is a team of software engineers in both e-stores that analyzes and makes sure all new apps fall in line with the legalities of the two platforms.

"Oh, its an app where you swipe left or right to meet new people" - said the reviewing stemcel to the other teammate.

"Such a novel and simple concept. I love it! Well looks simple and legal enough, let's approve it for mass release into the platform" -> Hits "APPROVED" button on his machine, and clears the path for the upload of the app on the App store.

I am sure there is a single day/hour/minute, where the team of dorky stemcels who review new apps 24/7 hunched over their desktops. that marks the beginning of the complete and utter destruction of society! There is no CoNsPiRacY by "the jews". Inb4 a photo of jewish tinder founders with audemars piguet watches on their wrists! Just a bunch of pc nerds who were creating apps in their moms basement during the smartphone app boom of the early 2010s. Same as that smiley phaggot elon musk, the balding hunchback dork coding in his moms basement that just got lucky.

Take the randomness pill brocels
 
If only they could have forseen what was coming
Lmao
 
Just imagine the team of dorks that reviews apps for app store/google play. Literally approved the worldwide cuckolding of all sub9.5 men by the 5% chads. Chads before tinder had to work for it if they wanted to be promiscuous as shit. Now they can be dropping a stinky load in the shitroom while swiping at the menu of stacies at their fingertips who would come to their house same evening to get dicked. A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY DAY!

JUST FUCKIN LOL
 
Fuck smart phones, before them the internet was great and had not as many normies. But now that normies can take their phones with them in their eventful lives one of the greatest inventions of all time is ruined. When new things are invented normies will ruin them again.
 
Fuck smart phones, before them the internet was great and had not as many normies. But now that normies can take their phones with them in their eventful lives one of the greatest inventions of all time is ruined. When new things are invented normies will ruin them again.
Its a never ending cycle, of some obnoxious fucks ruining something that was great for once.
 
i never used tinder tbh, always knew its pure evil
 
The nerds thought they created the unlimited pussy gateway. Little did they know.
 
Everyone responsible for this app should be crucified.
 

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