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Back from the dead

GØD

GØD

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Greetings to all my disciples and unbelievers alike. I recently tried to rope but made the non-fatal mistake of forgetting that, just like ‘energy can not be created or destroyed’, ‘God cannot be created or destroyed’. Therefore, as my human form was rotting in my grave I was resurrected and have spent the last couple of months crawling my way through my coffin and out of my grave.

‘God doesn’t make mistakes’ I hear you say. Well, that’s a misconception. Take foids for example (sorry bout that).

Anyway, now I’m back I’ve got a lot of shit to work on, it seems Lucifer has been running amok in my absence. However, if you have any questions feel free to ask.

GØD
 
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