Cope Attended my cousin's birthday celebration

[MonkeyInaT34]

It was my cousin's (foid) birthday today, I attended, but only for the drinks and food. I arrived quite late, they were doing a bunch of shit since it was her 18th, and that was very special to her family.

I can't even remember how I celebrated mine, only that no one attended. no one ever gave a shit about me .

I ate a ton of slop then went to the table where my extended family was passing around the distilled poison.

Birthdays here are usually an excuse for relatives to come over and drink, I can't say I'm not one of them.

They brought a 1.75L bottle of Alfonso Platinum, which is only 56 proof, it's ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT. I had 9 shots then left, I'm not even tipsy. Anyways that party was boring as fuck

 

[Sir Waco]

what was the best slop there

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

what was the best slop there

Beef and potato stew, I was only able to have one serving because everyone was hogging the shit. I then ate 2 bowls of pasta, which was good too, but not as good as the stew.

 

[StoryOfMyLaugh]

I’ve never seen anybody in my family do something extravagant for anybody’s birthday, no matter what the milestone was lol. And interesting they would even have alcohol at somebody under 21’s Birthday, unless you’re from outside the U.S.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

I’ve never seen anybody in my family do something extravagant for anybody’s birthday, no matter what the milestone was lol. And interesting they would even have alcohol at somebody under 21’s Birthday, unless you’re from outside the U.S.

Yeah I live in SEA, the regulations here are weak, doesn't matter who's birthday it is, the relatives almost always drop by with some form of alcohol.

 

[Rapistcel]

It was my cousin's (foid) birthday today, I attended, but only for the drinks and food. I arrived quite late, they were doing a bunch of shit since it was her 18th, and that was very special to her family.

I can't even remember how I celebrated mine, only that no one attended. no one ever gave a shit about me .

I ate a ton of slop then went to the table where my extended family was passing around the distilled poison.

Birthdays here are usually an excuse for relatives to come over and drink, I can't say I'm not one of them.

They brought a 1.75L bottle of Alfonso Platinum, which is only 56 proof, it's ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT. I had 9 shots then left, I'm not even tipsy. Anyways that party was boring as fuck

Low iq if you go to a foid birthday party

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Low iq if you go to a foid birthday party

It's fine, I don't need my brain anyways. Who can turn down free stuff though?

 

[Rapistcel]

It's fine, I don't need my brain anyways. Who can turn down free stuff though?

Just get laughed at by foids and chads theory

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Mogs me, most food thats served at our family gatherings is average at best

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Mogs me, most food thats served at our family gatherings is average at best

Yeah well her family is part Italian, I'm assuming Italians make good food.

My birthdays though are usually the most mediocre, I just get cake and fastfood.

 

[Calamari Sun]

Did you get a kiss?

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Did you get a kiss?

Incest fetish much?

 

[Caichan]

Beef and potato stew

Yummy

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Yummy

Indeed yummy, I wish I had gotten to it first, I would've taken as much for myself, but I guess I'm not the only one who likes beef and potato stew.

That fucking bitch had like 20-30 friends over, so it was inevitable that all the good food would be gone in a matter of minutes.

 

[Calamari Sun]

Incest fetish much?

How is it a fetish though?

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

Has she already a three digit bodycount?

 

[undesiredsamsung]

Incest fetish much?

Yummy

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Has she already a three digit bodycount?

I'm not sure, I don't interact with relatives at all, but she has a boyfriend so I don't think she's a virgin

 

[ColderManTruce]

Can't say no to free food tbh