Serious Atlas is coming. Ufos will save us finally

[Cybersex is our hope]

They are coming for us. They will save us from inceldom and from this horrible human condition. Our allies from beyond the ice wall are finally fucking here. I am so excited boys this is why they shut down nasa the last few days they are trying to hide it!

Just jocking. Nothing will happen because nothing ever happens.
I have been waiting for something to happen since 2007 but it never did.

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

 

[Leon98]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

 

[WastedPotential]

@atlas thoughts?

 

[PersonalityChad]

No Atlas for your face

 

[WastedPotential]

Atlas shrugged

 

[SmhChan]

Soon, I will get to chill in the cosmic water with my harem of AI GFs.

 

[Emba]

Atlas shrubbed

 

[ULTRAMAN]

All interstellar objects have life