At The Asian Massage Parlor They Played The Taxi Driver Theme Song

[Kanye's Cousin]

So like last week I went to an Asian massage parlor, you know the ones, those happy ending massage parlors. This parlor usually plays relaxing sensual music, I was laying there getting a massage and I hear this longing saxophone and I think "I've heard this song before." And then the song becomes brooding with menacing loud horns and I'm like they're playing the Taxi Driver theme
View: https://youtu.be/Bx4aK-YsPeU?si=shTHZ7HbyDAzMWrM


They played the incel theme song, it was kind of surreal.

 

[TheCatMan]

So did you get a happy ending?

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

So did you get a happy ending?

No, I usually do tbh but this time I was really sore and just looking for a technical and sensual massage. Would have been a lifelong memory if I fucked some Asian hooker at the parlor to the taxi driver theme.

 

[VλREN]

I’d rather die then pay for sex

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

I’d rather die then pay for sex

Why?

 

[VλREN]

Why?

Undignified

 

[FastBlast]

I’d rather die then pay for sex

Wait until you find out every man who is not a chad pays for sex one way or another. Escortmaxxers pay for sex directly. Betabuxxers pay for sex through buying gifts, paying for vacations, buying nice cars to impress, etc.

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Wait until you find out every man who is not a chad pays for sex one way or another. Escortmaxxers pay for sex directly. Betabuxxers pay for sex through buying gifts, paying for vacations, buying nice cars to impress, etc.

FACTS ️

 

[SickWeakCoward]

Truecel trait: Taxi Driver theme randomly appears at happy ending massage parlors

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Truecel trait: Taxi Driver theme randomly appears at happy ending massage parlors