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Discussion At a party, this slutty curry foid comes over to you and asks you to dance with her. What do you do?

Delete my account here and kill myself.
 
I refuse because I don't know how to dance and I don't want to humiliate myself.
 
her lookxmatch is stemaxxing to get taste of some bob vagene :feelskek:
 
I would ask her about her entire family tree, also to show me photos of how she looks without makeup
 
Tell her to dance harder to lose some weight if I think she is playing me....

Graciously accept and dance with her and try to ascend if I think she is being sincere
 
I try to dance and get stampeded by her pachydermian grace
 
Yell a grallian racial slurs
 
tell her I have a fellow brocel to arrange marriage her nd then introduce wereq
 
Alternatively delete account n ascend
 
How is this not a sewers post
 
Tell her to dance harder to lose some weight if I think she is playing me....

Graciously accept and dance with her and try to ascend if I think she is being sincere
This sounds like a good option.
 
Obviously ascend with her.
 

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