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ASMR pisses me off

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There are many reasons as to why ASMR pisses me off:

1. I remember the beginning of ASMR, like the ASMR barber shop video and how interwoven with artifical 3D audio it all was. It was technology that simulated 3D Audio so well that you literally got goosebumps, when there was a sound behind you.
They moved the sound source around. UP and DOWN, left and right and so on.

Now lazy ASMR "waifus" or whatever you want to call them, just sit on their lazy ass and do some sexual stuff like lick the microphones, blow kisses. Basically larp as virtual GFs. I have literally never seen an ASMR video, where the woman would move in an unpredictable way in an attempt to give you goosebumps, because you wouldn't expect the sound coming from that direction. They all just sit on their ass. If they have an expensive 3D Audio recording device, they will never ever use it to its full potential.

2. They treat the viewers like children and mother them, if they aren't being total whores, who sexualize themselves.
I absolutely hate getting mothered or being infantilized. I don't know how they act on twitter, their discord or whatever, because I am not a bugmen that wants to have a personal relationship with his favourite pornstar or whatever.

Any roleplay videos are always overshadowed by a lack of commitment to proper roleplay, trying too hard to appeal to the "ASMR crowd" and doing things to try to trigger them like repeating a world randomely or whispering way too softly and doing other retarded things.

It just pisses me off. They are just appealing to people that want to see a pretty female doing sexual innuendos. They don't have any commitment. This is so bad that the term ASMR is forever tainted and now means that you watch it for the sexual innuendos and to jack off to it. You can basically never admit to liking ASMR, despite this being something that I'd argue every single human likes to some capacity.

Being home during the night, while you hear the rain pour outside and create these relaxing sounds on car roofs, on windows on your roof is nice. But now these retarded thots associate this kind of stuff with something perverted and inherently weird and sexual.

PS: Report them for tax fraud
 
The inventor of ASMR on youtube was actually a curry barber and head masseur called Baba Sen. He died of a cardiac arrest last year.
 
The inventor of ASMR on youtube was actually a curry barber and head masseur called Baba Sen. He died of a cardiac arrest last year.

I wouldn't say he invented it. Him, Rebecca that did that goat massage video and the first binaural videos were one of the first "ASMR" videos.
But the concept of ASMR is something innate in humans and has nothing to do with intentional content you consume to get it.

Our moms invented ASMR, when they read bed time stories to us.
 
lol i'd love to be mothered by my looksmatch but modern women can only do it in a mocking manner, or at a camera for internet views
 
lol i'd love to be mothered by my looksmatch but modern women can only do it in a mocking manner, or at a camera for internet views

I hate feeling like I am in a submissive position or when people take pity on me.
 
I prefer ASMR where they dont show anything but their hands
 
Women who do the whole ASMR shit only do it for attention and to show off how much of whores they are
 
these whores who do ASMR say it’s not sexual but it clearly is tbh
 
"ASMR" is fucking cucked. It often sounds like someone spits in your ear or eats with open mouth next to it.
 
I hate feeling like I am in a submissive position or when people take pity on me.
it's a luxury to have that with a femoid tbh, if you can relax with them at the end of the night

average betacuck is running on the treadmill 24/7 and can never make a mistake
 
Take the soundpill, they don't even have to strip off or pretend to like vidya anymore.
 
I don't wacth ASMR with women because they always sexualize it, if i watch ASMR it's only with guys, there are some good ones like ASMRSurge, he puts a lot of effort.
 
The inventor of ASMR on youtube was actually a curry barber and head masseur called Baba Sen. He died of a cardiac arrest last year.

heart attack from witnessing all the e thots
 
I prefer ASMR where they dont show anything but their hands
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Male ASMR artists are far superior to the vast majority of their female colleagues; Frenchwhisperer being best among those I know. The only female ASMR artist that makes quality videos, both in terms of content and audio stimuli, is Goodnight Moon.
 
"And remember cucks, like, comment, subscribe. Link to my insta/cuckbook/snapchat :soy: And donate to my patreon!"
 
RapunzelASMR is the only one I've liked tbh but I'm bored of it now.
 
these whores who do ASMR say it’s not sexual but it clearly is tbh

Essentially this. I miss the days when Youtube wasn't about monetary gain. These shrewed businesswoman know they can make money off of naive betas by leveraging their good looks across different subcultures which have a predominantly male demographic. Take a look at Pokimane, for example-- she capitalizes on Twitch streaming and ASMR videos because she knows neanderthals will donate money in a naive attempt to garner her attention.
 
fucking yes. and there was that (((VICE))) article about some asmr whore saying her stuff was not sexual in nature, but she was full of shit. She knows shes sexualised it, she doesnt want to admit it. Theres a reason why female asmr channels get more views on their videos than the male counterparts.

NGL, back when i was a bit cucky, i used to find asmr videos that included my fetish and i found it easy to jack off too, sometimes eeasier than porn videos. I know thats just me, but theres an example, if i can jack off to a asmr video easier than a porn video, what does that have to say about the direction of where asmr is going or has been going all along?
 
I’ve never had ASMR, I’ve watched a lot of those videos in the past and they had no effect.
 
It has become a disgusting thing over the past few years and every time there's a new wave of creators the bar lowers even further. They don't even try to disguise that they are only in it for the money. There are still a handful of good creators (either male, asian or audio-only) and it's not a bad cope, just don't give them any money.
 
Sadly ASMR has become a haven for cucks, donating to female "content creators" So they can feel happy and please their imaginary GF.
 
Sadly ASMR has become a haven for cucks, donating to female "content creators" So they can feel happy and please their imaginary GF.

"Fuck yeah, I pay for my porn and my asmr content and you should too! Paying for porn tells the market, that the things you like are in demand. And it's just being a nice person."
 
I find ASMR videos extremely weird and confusing. I will probably never understand the people that like those type of videos or watch them.
 
There are many reasons as to why ASMR pisses me off:

1. I remember the beginning of ASMR, like the ASMR barber shop video and how interwoven with artifical 3D audio it all was. It was technology that simulated 3D Audio so well that you literally got goosebumps, when there was a sound behind you.
They moved the sound source around. UP and DOWN, left and right and so on.

Now lazy ASMR "waifus" or whatever you want to call them, just sit on their lazy ass and do some sexual stuff like lick the microphones, blow kisses. Basically larp as virtual GFs. I have literally never seen an ASMR video, where the woman would move in an unpredictable way in an attempt to give you goosebumps, because you wouldn't expect the sound coming from that direction. They all just sit on their ass. If they have an expensive 3D Audio recording device, they will never ever use it to its full potential.

2. They treat the viewers like children and mother them, if they aren't being total whores, who sexualize themselves.
I absolutely hate getting mothered or being infantilized. I don't know how they act on twitter, their discord or whatever, because I am not a bugmen that wants to have a personal relationship with his favourite pornstar or whatever.

Any roleplay videos are always overshadowed by a lack of commitment to proper roleplay, trying too hard to appeal to the "ASMR crowd" and doing things to try to trigger them like repeating a world randomely or whispering way too softly and doing other retarded things.

It just pisses me off. They are just appealing to people that want to see a pretty female doing sexual innuendos. They don't have any commitment. This is so bad that the term ASMR is forever tainted and now means that you watch it for the sexual innuendos and to jack off to it. You can basically never admit to liking ASMR, despite this being something that I'd argue every single human likes to some capacity.

Being home during the night, while you hear the rain pour outside and create these relaxing sounds on car roofs, on windows on your roof is nice. But now these retarded thots associate this kind of stuff with something perverted and inherently weird and sexual.

PS: Report them for tax fraud
Too many foids fishing for betabuxxx.
Ppomo ASMR is the only exception to that rule, she has relaxed me numerous times, especially in those moments when i suffer from insomnia and anxiety. Try it and experience it for yourself.
I don't wacth ASMR with women because they always sexualize it, if i watch ASMR it's only with guys, there are some good ones like ASMRSurge, he puts a lot of effort.
Check out Ephemeral Rift. His Bob Ross impersonation is pretty good.
 
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