LifeFuel Ascension: I'm not a 19 yo virgin anymore

[Ignas]

Now I'm a 20 yo virgin. Ascended from a teenager to an adult whose age begins with number 2. I haven't been able to drive but able to ride motorbike. Still live far from home like I've been since I was 15. Numerous rejections and friendzones have been endured. I hereby level up from a dateless ugly teen to a truecel

 

[umbrfeio2]

happy birthday to u

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

This clickbait joke has been done to death on this forum.

 

[unsettling]

I think 20 is the cutoff for normies standards, youre now considered a creep for existing as a male virgin.its over

 

[Deleted member 19236]

60x24x365x20

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Always thought you were older ngl happy birthday though

 

[Ignas]

happy birthday to u

Thanks man

I think 20 is the cutoff for normies standards, youre now considered a creep for existing as a male virgin.its over

Now it will never began

60x24x365x20

Yeah that's how many minutes I've been in this clown world

Always thought you were older ngl happy birthday though

Now I'm really an oldcel tbh. Thank you tho

 

[schrodingercoper]

I think 20 is the cutoff for normies standards, youre now considered a creep for existing as a male virgin.its over

He doesn't have to tell anyone he's a virgin tho

 

[pp183]

happy bday indonesian chad

 

[schrodingercoper]

Are you going to alcoholmaxx op?

 

[Deleted member 16809]

inshallah

 

[Ignas]

happy bday indonesian chad

Thanks bro. I wish I were Chad. But I'm not even white kek

Are you going to alcoholmaxx op?

Nah bro. I prefER to CHOose othER ways to celEbRate it

 

[Feces]

Still young. The real agepill starts rolling around a few years later.

 

[ihaveno1]

teenage love officially missed out on. Over.

 

[seija]

Happy birthday bro.

 

[Ignas]

Still young. The real agepill starts rolling around a few years later.

Still it's inevitable

teenage love officially missed out on. Over.

Yeah now the boat has sailed. Teenlovepill rapes me in the ass as we talk

Happy birthday bro.

Thanks bro

 

[seija]

Thanks bro

Yw bro

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Happy birthday bro.

 

[Dregster666]

Happy birthday bro.

Happy birthday bro.

 

[FlamingCel]

Happy birthday

 

[TheSecondComing]

This clickbait joke has been done to death on this forum.

got exactly what I expected when I clicked

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Happy birthday fellow ethnic

 

[Ignas]

Happy birthday bro.

Thanks bro

Happy birthday

Thanks

Happy birthday fellow ethnic

Thank you ethnic brothER

 

[Dregster666]

Thanks bro

Thanks

Thank you ethnic brothER

Quotemaxxing FTW

 

[Deleted member 20207]

Happy birthday.

 

[Sans]

I think 20 is the cutoff for normies standards, youre now considered a creep for existing as a male virgin.its over

He passed that standard long ago.

 

[FinnCel]

Over for ascensioncels

 

[jackwolfskin999]

Happy birthday

 

[WheelsofConfusion]

I wish I could say Happy birthday, but the truth is each year after this one is just going to get worse. I spent my whole teen years thinking “Well I’m awkward now but I’ll probably meet someone later”. Just lol. The vast majority of the population is in long term relationships at 20 so good luck meeting anyone. You’re fighting a losing battle and you’ll never catch up

 

[Ignas]

Happy birthday.

Thanks man

He passed that standard long ago.

Over tbh

Over for ascensioncels

So it began at some point

Happy birthday

Thank you

I wish I could say Happy birthday, but the truth is each year after this one is just going to get worse. I spent my whole teen years thinking “Well I’m awkward now but I’ll probably meet someone later”. Just lol. The vast majority of the population is in long term relationships at 20 so good luck meeting anyone. You’re fighting a losing battle and you’ll never catch up

I take it as a birthday card. Blackpill is always necessary. I keep coping that my peers are still having the silly on and off relationship. While the reality here is that they've met and discussed with each other parents. Even one of my friend has already married and have his first child

 

[FinnCel]

So it began at

Never began

 

[Blacktarpill]

Living alone looks really nice, i want to try it sometime.

 

[needsolution]

Happy Birthday to you buddy, wish u all dreams come true.

 

[Ignas]

Living alone looks really nice, i want to try it sometime.

Try it. But at first you'll feel homesick

Happy Birthday to you buddy, wish u all dreams come true.

Thanks man. I wish my dream of ascending with a blonde gigastacy come true kek