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As an incel, what you would do if you have only 24 hours left before dying ?

What would you do ?

  • Go ER

    Votes: 10 24.4%
  • Do drugs

    Votes: 7 17.1%
  • Rapemaxxing (in minecraft ofc)

    Votes: 8 19.5%
  • Other (explain)

    Votes: 16 39.0%

  • Total voters
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lord

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Animecel2D

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All of the above
 
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Fedsmoker

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I'd smoke hella G and look for some rich chads to ERadicate (in BasedCraft: The Video Game).
 
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I'd ponder my circumstances for the final time and fantasize.
 
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Probably write a letter expressing my feelings both in real life and online. Spend some time with my family. Call some people. Eat my favorite food and drink what I want. It's kind of sad to think about it. I'm happy I won't be going through that very soon.
 
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I would just jerk off
 
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Other.

Get delicious Mcdonalds and Wendy’s food ie quarter pounders, Baconators, large amounts of fries and ketchup and ice cold Coca Cola along with hopefully a large delicious pizza from Pizzahut or some quality bar and grill type restaurant and proceed to gobble as much of it down as humanly possible before my unfortunate date with destiny.:feelsthink::feelsclown:
 
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Agatha_Chan

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take bank credit and pay hookers, buy drugs and have sex with them.
Offer money to Stacies in the streets, I would say I would die in 1 day, maybe I could do pity game.
 
Baal Zebulde

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Say goodbye to my parents, say they are the only people I care in the world and I hope they stay well, sleep and hope those 24h end faster
 
mNFwTJ3wz9

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Pretend that I didn't know / the information is unreliable and go on with my day.
 
OscarAllius

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write a manifesto
 
the virgin shepherd

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I would go to work like any other day because I am cuckholded by society.
 
Incelius Savage

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Fuck
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why isn't there an all option
 
NorthernWind

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My religious side would tell me to repent while my wild side would urge me to find and fuck gorgeous escorts or hookers ( why should I care about STD if I will die soon? ).
 
DepravedAndDeprived

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Fat Link said:
Other.

Get delicious Mcdonalds and Wendy’s food ie quarter pounders, Baconators, large amounts of fries and ketchup and ice cold Coca Cola along with hopefully a large delicious pizza from Pizzahut or some quality bar and grill type restaurant and proceed to gobble as much of it down as humanly possible before my unfortunate date with destiny.:feelsthink::feelsclown:
 
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raiin

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Finally be at peace because I'm leaving this world.
 
RecessedChinCel

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I’d shoot heroin tbh
 
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raiin said:
Finally be at peace because I'm leaving this world.
Yes, this is a good thought.
I would like to imagine that I would spend my final hours in complete euphoria, experiencing a sense of happiness that I never have before.

In more details, I would definitely visit one of my favorite prostitutes, then I would go back to the city where I went to university and do a final nightwalk. I used to do nightwalks quite regularly, (repeating pretty much the same route) lasting for 4-5 hours. I enjoyed those very much.
 
Kaisercel

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suigin

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Say good bye to my imaginary friends. Maybe a final farewell post on .is
 
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Fat Link said:
Other.

Get delicious Mcdonalds and Wendy’s food ie quarter pounders, Baconators, large amounts of fries and ketchup and ice cold Coca Cola along with hopefully a large delicious pizza from Pizzahut or some quality bar and grill type restaurant and proceed to gobble as much of it down as humanly possible before my unfortunate date with destiny.:feelsthink::feelsclown:
That's just stupid to me, you can do all that tomorrow.

Your last day should be the day of retribution. Something you'd never do, you would wanna go out with a bang so they remember who you were
 
BiryaniCel

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I wouldn't do anything, Mr. FBI man.
 
BRMonkecell

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Probably buy a comfy coffin.
 
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