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Every time I see an Abo on TV they always have lighter skin than me. I always think in my head “I’m more Abo than that larping whitefella“. Abos get a lot more benefit and sympathy from soyciety than currys.
Here is what I think I should do:
* Start talking like an Abo, probably the easiest as I already talk quite similar to them
* Change my curry Muslim name into an Abo name. It would have to be a white first name like ”Jack” and the last name should sound Abo. Abo language sounds like gibberish so this should be easy to make. Something like “Wologombabee”
* Start drinking VB, Tooheys and XXXX
* Start smoking
* Learn to play the didgeridoo
* Learn to throw a boomerang
* Start eating kangaroo
* Start wearing abo clothes
* Find my local mob and tell them I am reconnecting with my aboriginal roots
I’m hoping that all this would help attract a foid who has colonising guilt
Here is what I think I should do:
* Start talking like an Abo, probably the easiest as I already talk quite similar to them
* Change my curry Muslim name into an Abo name. It would have to be a white first name like ”Jack” and the last name should sound Abo. Abo language sounds like gibberish so this should be easy to make. Something like “Wologombabee”
* Start drinking VB, Tooheys and XXXX
* Start smoking
* Learn to play the didgeridoo
* Learn to throw a boomerang
* Start eating kangaroo
* Start wearing abo clothes
* Find my local mob and tell them I am reconnecting with my aboriginal roots
I’m hoping that all this would help attract a foid who has colonising guilt





