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Are you an Ass man or a breast guy?

Ass or boobs?


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SmugMohito

SmugMohito

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Ass all the way. I do have exceptions though. A girl with a nice ass but with a chest so flat it's almost boyish like Daisy Ridley? Pass.
 
Who gives a fuck when I’m going to get neither?
 
JFL at calling yourself an 'ass man' :lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
Ass100%, think about doggy... nothing would be better than grabbing her from behind
 
Do you smell ass when your behind people?
Sometimes but I would try my hardest if it was a hot girl.

But aren't you all sweaty and naked during sex? And it's not just ass. Think of the braps.
 
Sometimes but I would try my hardest if it was a hot girl.

But aren't you all sweaty and naked during sex? And it's not just ass. Think of the braps.

I’m sure some people are, I don’t sweat that much normally... but I doubt I or you would care much?
 
but I doubt I or you would care much?
I would. But mostly because the only way I see myself losing my virginity is to some landwhale that thinks she's too good for me. If I'm smelling someone's farts it should only be from a 10/10 model. 4chan's degeneracy hasn't got the best of me yet.
 
I found this so hilarious for some reason, jfc, I need to sleep :lul:
Ass man

hahahaha no waaaaay
Me too. Also the boob guy sounds like a guy having gynecomastia ngl. No disrespect for the OP it's just funny to read "ass man" or "boob guy". LOL
 
Breasts differentiate the guy from the girl easier
 
Used to be a tits guy, but one night I had a dream about pounding some chick’s ass and all of a sudden I’m an ass guy. Crazy how things work. :feelsokman:
 
I would. But mostly because the only way I see myself losing my virginity is to some landwhale that thinks she's too good for me. If I'm smelling someone's farts it should only be from a 10/10 model. 4chan's degeneracy hasn't got the best of me yet.
Lol if you put it like that then yes, but u gotta think the 2-8s probably clean up well in order for them to get the 8-10 guys... so
 
I'm a booby guy, for some reason I thought this would be a popular opnion here
 
but u gotta think the 2-8s probably clean up well
I had a habit of smelling seats women sat on when they left.

You would be surprised how many stunk.
 
I had a habit of smelling seats women sat on when they left.

You would be surprised how many stunk.
Yea but that’s different, how do you know it wasent the neckbeard who sat there before her?
 
Not both? Maybe breasts then.

Funny thing is, my favorite fap material is 2D lactation/milking, so I suppose that makes sense.
 
Yea but that’s different how do you know it essentially the neckbeard who sat there before her?
I thought about that too.

I sprayed some and replaced the ones with the scent glued on there....The results were still the same. This one time I convinced my unclecel to buy some couch cushions because a chadlite friend of mine was going to bring some Staceys over to study. I got them to sit on the replaced ones and one smelt like ass and the other smelt like shit.
 
I thought about that too.

I sprayed some and replaced the ones with the scent glued on there....The results were still the same. This one time I convinced my unclecel to buy some couch cushions because a chadlite friend of mine was going to bring some Staceys over to study. I got them to sit on the replaced ones and one smelt like ass and the other smelt like shit.
Where they hot or what? And what age?
 
Super hot and they were 14.
I would say conduct your test again... but that’s borderline creepy lol.. but still, I would hope it smelt good. If not tell her to wash it there.....
 
people always say i'm an ass, man
 
Whatever this is.

STL070412
 
ass guy, you can fake a pair of tiddies with a push up bra, the same cannot be said without ass
 
Both, but no ass with big tits is a no go. She must have ass
 
Honestly I prefer a combo of both but if I had to choose it would have to be big tits due to the fact that you will probably need 7.5+ to penetrate a big booty hoe.
 
I like big breasts but a nice ass is much better

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I would take anything...
 
I find it funny that this place is full of white supremacists but you're all assniggers.
 
Tig ol bitties.
 
You have to ask yourself, perfect 10/10 tits or 10/10 ass then pick... So for me I would want a girl with ass
 
I thought about that too.

I sprayed some and replaced the ones with the scent glued on there....The results were still the same. This one time I convinced my unclecel to buy some couch cushions because a chadlite friend of mine was going to bring some Staceys over to study. I got them to sit on the replaced ones and one smelt like ass and the other smelt like shit.

Great, great post. Goddamn did I laugh at this.
 
I said ass but that's because I'm more into legs and the whole curvy look of the female lower body.
 
Ass all the way, A nice ass usually means the rest of her body is adequate. A fut fuck cant have a nice ass but can have big tits.
 
Titties > All
 
some culo is good for health
 
ass but when you know the reality that foids ass is like an asteroid bombardment scar compared to the rest of her skin I vomit,
2D is really the ideal
:feelscry:
 
girls with ass have a 1000 times higher chance to not be virgin/have sex with alot of people so I prefer nice pair of boobies over ass
 
Ass = high t ethnic
Boobs = low t white
 

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