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JFL Witnessed a 4'11 man with a tall blonde

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Was walking to the store and noticed a couple a few feet in front of me. This blonde chick with long hair all the way to her flat ass was tall for a bitch like 5'8-5'9 max almost as tall as me jfl. Though she was holding hands with this not even 5ft turbo manlet borderline midget. This guy was wearing a baseball cap so I couldn't really make out his SMV from behind, but all I knew that this shit didn't look right. Now I know why foids want tallER men. Fucking brutal it looked like this wasn't allowed. Bro was so god damn short all the foids heightmogged him as they passed. I heightmogged the bro from mars and back and I'm not even 6ft.

Despite me feeling bad for the dude getting height mogged by everyone including his gf and the 5'3 bald asian janitor at the store, it still gave me life fuel thinking that they're is good foids out there. Btw whenever I mog someone (which never happens unless they're like a turbo manlet like this guy) I can't help, but actually feel bad for them instead of feeling good about myself. Does that ever occur to you brocels btw?

Anyways, as I'm approaching the store and getting closer and closer to them, some foid notices them walking in my direction as well and stops them. They all start blabbering and I notice that the manlet has such a high pitch foid voice, and that's when I finally see his face and realize...... ITS A FUCKING FOID :feelsohgod::reeeeee::feelsree::lasereyes:

Literally they're fucking lesbians, who would of guessed. :forcedsmile:

Foids would rather fuck themselves and wild animals rather than any man with 1 noticeable flaw :feelsrope:
 
Katana slice them both horizontally
 
Foids would rather fuck themselves and wild animals rather than any man with 1 noticeable flaw :feelsrope:
Foids would get snakes in their vagines before giving you a chance. Indeed.
 
you didnt read the entire thing
Oh shit
heath ledger joker GIF
 
I thought that was going to be lifefuel. Fuck this
 
I liked a 6' tall girl in highschool. She had a girlfriend.
 
why do tall foids like short girls but not short guys?
 
mogs my personality
 

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