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Llama
“Im the bad guy? I did everything they told me to”
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Just want to see who is a Santa denier so you give Santa a easier list of people who are getting coal this year
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Excellent Christmas denier meme.
@TheNEET
He’a gonna drop a obedient bag of coal down your chimney now retardSanta is a fat faggot. If he were real, he wouldve dropped an obedient looksmatch gf through my chimney by now.
He’a gonna drop a obedient bag of coal down your chimney now retard
I grew up a Jehovah's witness so i literally grew up without ever believing in this bullshit.
but the con was that i never got presents at christmas time
if santa has a toy workshop, why does he only give out items that can be purchased at the store?
that's bootlegging.They just look like the ones you can buy at the store.
Dude he is literally a concept businesses came up with to sell more stuff during christmasI do believe in satan claws, but I don't worship him.
Licensin66if santa has a toy workshop, why does he only give out items that can be purchased at the store?
Licensin66
No incentive for Sony and Microsoft to license their products to Santa;
they're not getting anything back in return, unless they're falsifying their taxes.
Based and santapilledSanta is real and he's an autistic superhero
he uses his invigilation powers to keep massive databases of good and bad children (preoccupation with organization, classic autistic trait) and he rewards the good autistic boys with copes like trains or building blocks
Santa deniers just seethe cos they're naughty and never get any giftsmaybe… just maybe… if you were good, you'd get a gift as well
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Advertising/MarketingNo incentive for Sony and Microsoft to license their products to Santa;
they're not getting anything back in return, unless they're falsifying their taxes.
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gigacopeDude he is literally a concept businesses came up with to sell more stuff during christmas
And remember not every kid gets desired presents from santa. But the ones who do will show and tell their friends. Who will then buy from the storetbh, it's not a bad idea to get consoles into the hands of potential players at no cost to yourself.
Because then you can still make bank on video game sales, subscription services, etc.
Jflgigacope
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I know, I meant that he was a representation of Satan to take the focus from Jesus. Jesus wasn't born on December, but at least people used to remember Him more during Christmas.Dude he is literally a concept businesses came up with to sell more stuff during christmas
I believe in Santa.
Can you prove that Santa does not, in fact, exist?
You're coping; 'non-existence' is literally impossible.Well played. Everyone knows that if you can't prove the non-existence of something it must therefore exist.