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Serious Are there any viable paths to the NEET lifestyle?

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How do I begin this journey? Is it possible?
 
Only two. Government or family.

Other than that you can work and then stop when you have enough but that takes ages and it's not really NEETing.
 
Only two. Government or family.

Other than that you can work and then stop when you have enough but that takes ages and it's not really NEETing.

I don't think I could stand the nagging from my parents. Maybe NEET life is just a mirage..
 
You could try faking mental illness to get NEETbux.
 
Being autistic helps
 
Be autistic, profit
 
Be rich, get on welfare, or live with family. Those are your only real options.
 
You could try faking mental illness to get NEETbux.

Schizophreniamaxx?I could tell them I hear voices and shit. They could never verify it because it is subjective.
 
Schizophreniamaxx?I could tell them I hear voices and shit. They could never verify it because it is subjective.
Don't try faking schizo. Any decent psych will know you're faking, and once that happens, you're fucked.

You're here, so you likely have legit mental disorders. Be honest.
 
How do I begin this journey? Is it possible?
try to get a job hidden for your family, get all the money you can and put in some investment company, after 3-5 years you will probaly habve a neetbux that will be enough to not starve to death.
 
Just work part time
 
Maybe there's a trust fund you don't know about yet? A boy can dream.
 
Your family is providing everything for you or you are disabled.
 
Jump in front of a car or forklift or something, then claim compensation and have disability payments for the rest of your life.
 
As the other user previously stated, the government is your best friend.
 

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