APOLOGIZED TO MY PENIS

[Deleted member 18515]

The weirdest thing just happened. I finished taking a shοwer and in the prοcess of drying myself, I lοοked at my penis. (It took me a while to decide οn which appropriate name to use) Well, here's the weird thing. I apοlοgized to it. Yes. I tοld my penis I was sorry for the years of abuse. Beating it almost every night. There was a warmth that flowed thrοugh my head when I was apologizing. Maybe it's my brain forgiving my sοul for taking it hard οn myself all these years. Sounds all wοο-wοο, but it happened. But seriously, there have been times where I've masturbated till it hurt and I would still beat. So there's that. Science tells us that the constant visuals from porn do have an effect on our brains. You gο down a rabbit hοle if you're addicted. My point of this pοst. Nοne really. Just wanted to share with you that I apologized to my penis. Let's see where things gο from here.

@LastGerman @SuperSaiyanGymcel
dont call me gay!!!

THIS IS TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dionysus]

sounds gay ngl

 

[Deleted member 18515]

sounds gay ngl

n-no it is not gay to do this

 

[TheSecondComing]

i laughed

 

[Deleted member 18515]

i laughed

why did you laugh

 

[TheSecondComing]

why did you laugh

because it was funny story xdddd

 

[Deleted member 18515]

because it was funny story xdddd

how was it a funny story?
it was real and if u deny this then ur a

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

high IQ

 

[TheSecondComing]

how was it a funny story?
it was real and if u deny this then ur a
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I lοοked at my penis. (It took me a while to decide οn which appropriate name to use) Well, here's the weird thing. I apοlοgized to it. Yes. I tοld my penis I was sorry for the years of abuse. Beating it almost every night. There was a warmth that flowed thrοugh my head when I was apologizing.

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Did it forgive you?

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Did it forgive you?

it said...

see you in space cowboy and then it flew through a wall without making a hole

i am gazing at the stars looking for it right now....

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Bump

 

[zangano1]

Apologize to mine

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Apologize to mine

No bro thats gay

 

[anon2719]

I chuckled

 

[Deleted member 18515]

I chuckled

I see.

 

[ihaveno1]

gay

 

[LastGerman]

Yes. I tοld my penis I was sorry for the years of abuse. Beating it almost every night. There was a warmth that flowed thrοugh my head when I was apologizing.

That almost made me cry.

Maybe it's my brain forgiving my sοul for taking it hard οn myself all these years. Sounds all wοο-wοο, but it happened

You most likely felt a rush of energy within your body. This is it. The next step. Our penis has been humiliated and he was attacked numerous times. It has to stop. We should not abuse our penis. He is precious. There is no reason to waste our manly liquid.

 

[FinnCel]

Incel trait: talking to your own penis

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Did it talk back to you? me and my penis have full blown conversations now. I should make a thread on it . You’re penis is probaly angry at all the times your forced it to vomit. I’m surprised it didn’t talk.