Serious anyone know how to lean out a face?

[Internalizzz]

my face is square shaped, making me look disproportionately wide and bloated. every time I look ay myself in the mirror I can't help but think of the meme guy that looks like Steve from mc. I suspect this could be attributed to my body fat levels and that in turn affects my inceldom, as girls hate guys with wide looking body parts. ihb4 "just cut" as it could be my bones and I'm not grossly overweight or anything

 

[PLA1092]

Funny: usually, a vaguely square shaped face is seen as masculine...

But I assume it just looks rather odd when coupled with otherwise subhuman bone structure.

 

[Man]

Stop eating carbs for a week, limit your salt intake, then try diuretics on day 7.

It should remove your 'water weight' and that's the leanest look you can get.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Would talking more give your face muscles a workout?

 

[Revolution Needed 2]

Yes, surgery of erasing fat.

 

[Swagpilled]

ihb4 "just cut" as it could be my bones and I'm not grossly overweight or anything

idk what kind of answer you're expecting? like do you think there's any secret hack that slims your jawline? losing weight is the only thing you CAN do, without surgery.

 

[Revolution Needed 2]

Stop eating carbs for a week, limit your salt intake, then try diuretics on day 7.

It should remove your 'water weight' and that's the leanest look you can get.

Without cardio it will take longer. With cardio much quicker

 

[Internalizzz]

Would talking more give your face muscles a workout?

no idea. I rarely even talk irl to begin with as people make fun of my accent despite me sounding educated and articulate

 

[honorarycurry]

Try putting ice cubes on your face to locally burn fat also known by the name of coolsculpting or cryolipolysis

 

[Man]

Without cardio it will take longer. With cardio much quicker

Yeah came back to say this.

Intense cardio can get you results on day 1.

I know from experience.

 

[Internalizzz]

Try putting ice cubes on your face to locally burn fat also known by the name of coolsculpting or cryolipolysis

There's procedures for that

 

[Zer0/∞]

Funny: usually, a vaguely square shaped face is seen as masculine...

But I assume it just looks rather odd when coupled with otherwise subhuman bone structure.

muh masculinity

 

[Revolution Needed 2]

Try putting ice cubes on your face to locally burn fat also known by the name of coolsculpting or cryolipolysis

it doesn't work. You can't lose fat locally without surgery

 

[PLA1092]

muh masculinity
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See my second point; not to mention he's overweight and has high body fat/bloating.

 

[honorarycurry]

it doesn't work. You can't lose fat locally without surgery

Worth trying tbh . In theory it should by creating brown fat locally that aims at killing white fat to heat up the body or idk

 

[BornToLose]

Stop eating all the pies.

 

[Internalizzz]

Stop eating all the pies.

fuck you

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Well, lose weight. Its really the only thing that works. When I was 80kg so around 175lbs I had serious moonface. I'm 5'11 too so it wasn't like I was obese. Its just how my body stores fat. I lost like 15kg and now my face is much better. Now I'm a skinny fuck but at least my face isn't round.

 

[Internalizzz]

Well, lose weight. Its really the only thing that works. When I was 80kg so around 175lbs I had serious moonface. I'm 5'11 too so it wasn't like I was obese. Its just how my body stores fat. I lost like 15kg and now my face is much better. Now I'm a skinny fuck but at least my face isn't round.

nice
will do. I'm 160lbs at the moment

 

[rbk]

Buccal fat removal and chin liposuction also go down to 6-7% bodyfat