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Serious Anyone here catch the Coronavirus yet ?

toyotacel

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I live right next to NYC which is now the official epicenter of the virus as of today, I most certainly believe I caught the virus because I'm exhibiting symptoms like tightness in my chest, coughing, shortness of breath and momentary bouts of confusion, and this has been going on for two days. I caught it because I work for grubhub and due to being out all day, going into restaurants to pickup deliveries and drop them off, it was inevitable that I would catch the virus.

I don't really give a fuck if I die because I'm an incel, I'm turning 30 next year and I have absolutely nothing to live for, never had a gf, no kids, no career, no friends, nothing to my name, I live with my parents, and everybody around me hates my guts. I can still walk and work but now I'm trying hard not to give it to my family, I stay away from them and I'm always disinfecting my hands with rubbing alcohol. I told them that I might have it however despite my warnings they think I'm just being paranoid because in the past I have freaked out about getting certain diseases due to me being a hypochondriac.

But right now I really don't give a fuck what happens next, its over man, but this time it truly is over, soon you'll be seeing a massive uptick in confirmed cases, millions will get infected and thousands will be dying each week, I express this because of what's going on in Italy, soon we will share in their pandemonium, the economy is gonna tank and soon the government will be confiscating people's 401Ks and other savings.

I do hope this thing kills me.
 
You won't die even if you get it, the mortality rate for your age group is close to 0.
 
I bet a very few of us have catched it due to isolation.
 
@wandercamp got it a few weeks ago
 
No because the chance of you getting it is the same as getting lightning you fucking moron(s)
 
I live right next to NYC which is now the official epicenter of the virus as of today, I most certainly believe I caught the virus because I'm exhibiting symptoms like tightness in my chest, coughing, shortness of breath and momentary bouts of confusion, and this has been going on for two days. I caught it because I work for grubhub and due to being out all day, going into restaurants to pickup deliveries and drop them off, it was inevitable that I would catch the virus.

I don't really give a fuck if I die because I'm an incel, I'm turning 30 next year and I have absolutely nothing to live for, never had a gf, no kids, no career, no friends, nothing to my name, I live with my parents, and everybody around me hates my guts. I can still walk and work but now I'm trying hard not to give it to my family, I stay away from them and I'm always disinfecting my hands with rubbing alcohol. I told them that I might have it however despite my warnings they think I'm just being paranoid because in the past I have freaked out about getting certain diseases due to me being a hypochondriac.

But right now I really don't give a fuck what happens next, its over man, but this time it truly is over, soon you'll be seeing a massive uptick in confirmed cases, millions will get infected and thousands will be dying each week, I express this because of what's going on in Italy, soon we will share in their pandemonium, the economy is gonna tank and soon the government will be confiscating people's 401Ks and other savings.

I do hope this thing kills me.


when you struggle to breathe, you will act like a pussy just like everyone else and beg for your life

then you will have a long recovery or just die
 
No because the chance of you getting it is the same as getting lightning you fucking moron(s)
low chance of getting it if you never go outside and dont interact with people except to.pay your groceries ngl
 
No because the chance of you getting it is the same as getting lightning you fucking moron(s)
Just pull statistics out of your ass and ignore exponential growth theory

Nobody is getting the virus which is exactly why Italy has been shut down jfl

How fucking dumb do you have to be to believe this

tbf if u never go outside it’d be true, but some of us go to school or work
low chance of getting it if you never go outside and dont interact with people except to.pay your groceries ngl
Tbh
 
when you struggle to breathe, you will act like a pussy just like everyone else and beg for your life

then you will have a long recovery or just die
Even for that the chance is at best at 5%. Most likely he will just have shitty three weeks, and the life continues the usual shitty way.
 
Don’t think so, but from what I hear people my age think it’s a cold even if they do have it.
 

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