Serious Anyone have any ideas on how to simulate cuddling/hugging?

[IsolationHurts]

I think that's the reason why lonely people buy pets like dogs

you always talk about your horseface. Your avatar halo's you so much though kek. View attachment 54897 do you look like this guy? @Ryo_Hazuki

WTF

 

[Ritalincel]

Is soyposting all you ever do?

No, man.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Teddy bear.

i miss my teddy bears. I had two and both were tragically taken from me at a young age.

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.

 

[jerrycan dan]

go up to random people and ask them for a hug who knows you might get lucky

how to get arrested

 

[Ataris]

Dig up a corpse, warm them up in the microwave (2-3 minutes on defrost setting should do it) and cuddle until they start decomposing, then put the corpse back into the grave. No harm no loss

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

you always talk about your horseface. Your avatar halo's you so much though kek. View attachment 54897 do you look like this guy? @Ryo_Hazuki

My midface is longer than his but my face isn't as narrow.

 

[Deleted member 60]

get a KSG and blast a foid's face into pieces

 

[Ritalincel]

get a KSG and blast

 

[Mainländer]

I used to cuddle with my little brother (he was 9 back then). My mother said that it is wrong that a 19 year old man is cuddling with a 9 year old despite me being his brother.

Cuddle with her instead then.

do you guys lie naked in bed? and cuddle?

Not naked.

 

[Ignas]

I make minimum wage and live pretty much paycheck to paycheck. There's no way I could afford to use these kinds of services even semi-regularly.

That kind of service won't satisfy our needs to be hugged and cuddled with love

 

[ERcell]

Sorry to hear that



My mom also brought several different men to live with us and I resent her a lot for it. I remember instances of me begging her to get rid of them, to no avail.



But I still manage to love her. Women are dumb and must not be free under any circumstances, and she is a woman after all.

Your mom used to bring other men ?? WTF .
If I were in your place I would beat the shit out of both her and her bfs.

And JFL if you think women are dumb , women are extremely clever ,intelligent and manipulative.

 

[Engineercel]

Heated + weighted blanket works for me but it may cause anyone who finds it to accuse you of autism

 

[Ritalincel]

luciddreammaxxing can save you

 

[StaroRavager]

Get yourself an escort

 

[gymcelben]

weighted blanket also called anxiety blanket does the trick

 

[BRcell]

How about a big fluffy dog?
Its warm and it breathes

As a bonus, he will literally love you to death

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

http://snugglebuddies.com/female-snugglers/
Of course they're all post wall roasties, and there's no way they're touching an incel

it's over If you have to pay to cuddle or hug a female, chad does it every weekend without trying

Bro, even I mog her and she gets paid to cuddle with men. JFL.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Pretend to trip and tackle a coworker and when you're on the ground just lay there and act like you passed out.

 

[quinn24]

Opiates

 

[Erenor]

a warm bath kinda has some similarities with hugging, an other alternative would be a pet of course, which you can literally hug if big enough

 

[Rurik]

pets, dogs actually love us back but cats does the trick if you take care of them

 

[Ritalincel]

cat

 

[Insomniac]

pets, dogs actually love us back but cats does the trick if you take care of them

Cats are awesome. I love dogs too but my cat saved my life ngl.

Would’ve roped without my cat.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Teddy bear.

I have a teddy which I got when I was born so it's 21 yrs old. Love him to bits.

 

[ImpureIncel]

Hug your mum or pet or get a job at the morgue. Or try to master your own imagination, if you do you'll be able to simulate touch and smell to the point of it rivalling reality.