I've wrapped a belt around myself and a pillow but it's not very satisfying. Anyone have any other ideas?
Serious Anyone have any ideas on how to simulate cuddling/hugging?
you can't
Get yourself an escort 
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A sex doll with self warning butt
A bodypillow?
Only luciddreammaxxing can save you
Stop humping pillows
Stop humping pillows
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Onaholes are an option too.
High iq.
It never began if you have to post this. Only way to know what hugging feels like is if you are good looking.
http://snugglebuddies.com/female-snugglers/
Of course they're all post wall roasties, and there's no way they're touching an incel
it's over If you have to pay to cuddle or hug a female, chad does it every weekend without trying
Of course they're all post wall roasties, and there's no way they're touching an incel
it's over If you have to pay to cuddle or hug a female, chad does it every weekend without trying
I make minimum wage and live pretty much paycheck to paycheck. There's no way I could afford to use these kinds of services even semi-regularly.
why dont you try lucid dreaming, its legit you can bust and everything if you do it right lol
Get a full size body pillow.
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Have you tried gel or water based pillows?
Get yourself an escort
Hold a sign in the middle of a college and some random thot will eventually give you a hug for brownie points.
But they are not warm. Or are they
*vsauce*
go up to random people and ask them for a hug who knows you might get lucky
Hug your mom.
Sometimes I lie in bed with my mom and cuddle with her.
Sometimes I lie in bed with my mom and cuddle with her.
i used to do that when i was a kid.
i thought you had no sex drive from taking t-blockers
I'm 30 and still do it. Why not? She's the only woman who'll ever love me anyway.
Also physical contact like that is so potent that it's one of the main factors that prevent suicide.
she picked her bf over me when i was 16 and had me sleeping in the dark for a good 1-3 months she took all my stuff. just to make her bf happy and on top of that she almost kicked me out at 16 as well because i wouldn't talk to his bitch ass, i had to move out and live with my uncle
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I actually bought some really soft plushie when I was in Japan.
I sometimes hug it and it feels really nice.
it kinda looks like these ones:
I sometimes hug it and it feels really nice.
it kinda looks like these ones:
Sorry to hear that
My mom also brought several different men to live with us and I resent her a lot for it. I remember instances of me begging her to get rid of them, to no avail.
But I still manage to love her. Women are dumb and must not be free under any circumstances, and she is a woman after all.
Get a 5 litre bottle and cuddle with that, you can also stick your dick in the opening or cut a hole in it, I've stuck my dick in the lid when it was soft and it got hard when inside it and it was extremely painful and it left a scar on my dick
A middle aged horse faced sub4 ogre holding a sign asking for hugs on a college campus.....yeah, that'll go over well.
My dakimakura works well but unfortunately there is no substitute for what I really want.
A mommygf to hug me and to be in her arms.
A mommygf to hug me and to be in her arms.
Have you ever thought on fucking your mother?
I wish I knew it how brother , God only knows how I wish to know this
, God only knows how I wish to know this 
Teddy bear.
I used to cuddle with my little brother (he was 9 back then). My mother said that it is wrong that a 19 year old man is cuddling with a 9 year old despite me being his brother.
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Pretend something really bad happened to you in front of a 9/10 Stacy so she hugs you for Instagram validation.
you have to rub your scrotum and sniff the skidmark
pets
I just use a long pillow
I hug my pillow aswell and I sometimes hug my dog when nobody is looking, so I guess try that if you have a pet. Also, I never had one, but I've been thinking of buying a weighted blanket to simulate being hugged, if you do I suggest you keep it to yourself since they are made for autistic kids.
The only problem I have with simulating hugs is that I don't remember how they feel anymore so even if I found the holy grail of it I wouldn't know. 3 days from now it's gonna be 4 years that I haven't been hugged.
The only problem I have with simulating hugs is that I don't remember how they feel anymore so even if I found the holy grail of it I wouldn't know. 3 days from now it's gonna be 4 years that I haven't been hugged.
As strange as it seems to me for a grown man to cuddle with his mother, I kinda envy you.
Gonna try it. Maybe I'll try being creative with a blanket and additional belts tonight.
If you don't have a cat or dog or other animal that can cuddle, or if you do and they don't like you, you're fucked. But the only way to get to know what it feels like to cuddle with a human, as far as I know, is to be Chad.
do you guys lie naked in bed? and cuddle?
thats like saying how to make a rock float on water
why even bother
you always talk about your horseface. Your avatar halo's you so much though kek.
Is soyposting all you ever do?
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