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Experiment Anyone has hopes they can still ascend?

Can you ascend?

  • Yes

    Votes: 22 53.7%
  • No, I have accepted that its over

    Votes: 19 46.3%

  • Total voters
    41
11gaijin

11gaijin

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If yes, how are you going to ascend?
 
I have a slight hope, my hairline and hair looks nearly like a chad's, so it gives me a confidence boost since I am not very repulsive
 
If you are on this forum there is a 98.9% chance you aren't ascending pal.
 
I have a slight hope, my hairline and hair looks nearly like a chad's, so it gives me a confidence boost since I am not very repulsive
Fakecel
 
True ascension
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nah, I'm too old. It's already over since I missed out on teen "love." Adult relationships are fucking worthless, I wouldn't even be happy
 
That doesn't need mentioning, you're an escort"""cel"""

Or you're refering to me? I only said I am not very repulsive
Kek, escortcels don't qualify as fakecels or volcels.
 
Well I guess if I fix my overbite, fix my teeth through veneers and pro teeth whitening, get a chin implant, get a nose job, get a good dermatologist to clean out my skin, and travel to the Philippines to JBWmax, then I would ascend. At that point hopefully my aspergers wouldn't keep me down.
 
Well I guess if I fix my overbite, fix my teeth through veneers and pro teeth whitening, get a chin implant, get a nose job, get a good dermatologist to clean out my skin, and travel to the Philippines to JBWmax, then I would ascend. At that point hopefully my aspergers wouldn't keep me down.
Are you going to do it?
 
guys, dont fall for the plastic surgery meme. You will still have an incel brain unless you become gigachad
 
Gymcelling and musicmaxxing (guitar, piano, theory) I have no other way
 
Only because I'm fairly young. But if I'm still a virgin by the time I'm 30, then it's truly over
 
Gymcelling and lower third surgery. Also maybe some eye surgeries so my eyes don't look so fucking vertically grown, though I don't know if that's even possible really.
 
I'm a malformed monstrosity
 
If I succeed in moneymaxxing enough money for 4 different surgeries for my fucked up eye area.
Also facial fillers + lower lip reduction.
And roids ofc.
 
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I don’t even know what’s wrong with me but my experiences corroborate with everyone here... girls always treat me cold and I’ve never known why
 
Only if I go to Asia.
 
Nah. Missed out on too much.
 
No, I probably have to escortcel.
Maybe there's a chance to fuck a girl in an african shithole but that's not really an ascenscion.
 
Approach max + social skills max, stylemax, gymmax, and looksmax + looksmatch.
 
Yea, but I'm not desperate or trying anything because I just can't stand femshits.
 
If yes, how are you going to ascend?
- i don't care really.
i ain't dead yet and ain't coming down till i ascend or my arms fall off!
i don't give a rats ass! - i can't give in no matter how long it takes. it might as well be a fucked tp pipe dream...... but i ain't dead and i am not stopping now nor then.
- the uwill to win is still with ME!
i feel a bit like that boy: full of uncotrollable energy! - power that wells out!:fire:
 
Can’t say. Probably not going to ascend, though
 
I'm early 30s.

My teens were wiped due to ill health.

My twenties were wiped out following on from my teens.

I was a NEET up until my late twenties. Lost my virginity to an Escort in my late twenties also. I prolifically escortcelled for a couple of years after that. Failing to fill an emotional romantic black void in my life. Not now though & haven't done for a couple of years. Didn't have sex with any or should I say "true sex" as I had to pay for condom PIV actions alongside paying for the artificial GFE. Never had a girlfriend. Before anyone tries to excommunicate me. It was agreed by poll that escortcels are still Incels and sex with escorts don't count as sex regardless of condom PIV. So on a side note that could potentially include married men or men with girlfriends technically or legally not cheating on their WAGs.

So I'm finished off really.

For me I'd need leg lengthening from 3-6 inches which would affect the other parts of my body disproportionately. That or I'd need my spine & arms also lengthened. Did I mention that I have a degenerative skeletal condition.
I'd need liposuction on my central obesity.
Dermatological treatment for my face.
Penis lengthening.
Feet enlargement.
You're looking about >€50,000 in treatment. At a conservative estimate.
 
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I'd have roped by now if I didn't have hope.
 
I need like 17,5k$ to fix my face, I want to believe that fixing my face will make up for my short height (174,5 cm), thus allowing me to ascend.
Almond eye surgery (10,5k$)
Rhino (3k$)
HT (4k$)
 
I need like 17,5k$ to fix my face, I want to believe that fixing my face will make up for my short height (174,5 cm), thus allowing me to ascend.
Almond eye surgery (10,5k$)
Rhino (3k$)
HT (4k$)
So are you saving for that?
 
Nah, i'm completely fucked.
 
So are you saving for that?
I'm saving 150$ per month, I currently have 750$ :feelsbadman:. My salary is 500$ per month (I live in a third world country), and I spend the other 350$ in food, gym and rent. Its gonna take me so long to save enough money :feelsrope:
 
I'm saving 150$ per month, I currently have 750$ :feelsbadman:. My salary is 500$ per month (I live in a third world country), and I spend the other 350$ in food, gym and rent. Its gonna take me so long to save enough money :feelsrope:
Where do you live? Those surgeries won't cost that much in a 3rd world country. I bet the prices are for USA, are you planning to have them in US?
 
Where do you live? Those surgeries won't cost that much in a 3rd world country. I bet the prices are for USA, are you planning to have them in US?
I live in Costa Rica, the rhinoplasty and ht's price is for my country, the price for the eye surgery is for US, I haven't found a cheaper option to get the almond eye surgery.

My inglés no bueno btw
 
Any updates about the date?

I didn't try to message her again since friday, and she just messaged me first if you can believe it. We're meeting up again for drinks on Thursday night.

Tried a few approaches yesterday with white and black foids and got shut down by all of them tho. One seemed to go pretty well and even got her laughing, but she played the bf card when I asked for her number. Ha
 
I didn't try to message her again since friday, and she just messaged me first if you can believe it. We're meeting up again for drinks on Thursday night.

Tried a few approaches yesterday with white and black foids and got shut down by all of them tho. One seemed to go pretty well and even got her laughing, but she played the bf card when I asked for her number. Ha
Nice, good luck!!
 
I live in Costa Rica, the rhinoplasty and ht's price is for my country, the price for the eye surgery is for US, I haven't found a cheaper option to get the almond eye surgery.

My inglés no bueno btw
I see, good luck man!
 
No, but I hope to LDAR Kaczynski style (not bomb people lmao, but live somewhere cozy).
 
Nice, good luck!!

Thx man! I have a Chad non-identical twin brother who's been coaching me on how to dress and what to do and say and stuff, and it's honestly a big help. Not tryna build it up too much tho in case I (most likely) crash and burn. I guess we'll see.
 
I'm realistic enough to know that it's extremely unlikely at this stage, but I'm going to keep trying so that if/when it never happens, at least I can say I gave it a good shot.
 

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