Experiment Anyone Ever Been To A Chinese Massage Parlor?

[Zesto]

I heard rumors of what goes on in there.

These chinks will f*** anyone for like $50.

@Crustaciouse (Crusty) you ever heard of this?

I read a story on an escort site, he said the girl was hot, barely spoke English, but was incredibly loose from the long line of guys she had f***** before him (he actually was in line) and recommended it. He also said go early to be one of the first customers before they "loosen up".

I would never do this, as @fukmylyf your first time pretty much leaves a big impression on you for the rest of your life.

I would f*** 100s of thai whores but only after I ascend legitimately. Can't be the first time, especially with some dirty chink.

I heard these places are filthy too, the massage tables are probably covered in STD goop.

 

[Six]

Nah, those places look shadey as fuck.

 

[Zesto]

Nah, those places look shady as fuck.

They sure are.

It's a boomer thing, they frequent those joints.

Over in Asia you can have a real prostitute instead of some massage whore. And it's normal for young Asian boys like me who go all the time in Korea etc... (yet not accessible to me because I will still always be gaijin despite being Asian by nature of being from the west).

 

[FukkenLoser]

Never trust the photos, I went to one once, because the girl looked cute, but when I got there she ended up being an old hag. Told them that I was in the wrong place and left.

 

[Zesto]

Never trust the photos, I went to one once, because the girl looked cute, but when I got there she ended up being an old hag. Told them that I was in the wrong place and left.

Yeah they usually are in such places. In Asia it's different though. Over there prostitution is widespread and socially accepted. While porn is banned.

Exact opposite of the west.

I wrote a thread about it.

https://incels.is/threads/why-does-...corting-is-prohibited-compared-to-asia.73768/

 

[ItsAllOverButTheCry]

Yeah they usually are in such places. In Asia it's different though. Over there prostitution is widespread and socially accepted. While porn is banned.

Exact opposite of the west.

I wrote a thread about it.

https://incels.is/threads/why-does-...corting-is-prohibited-compared-to-asia.73768/

We need the same here, except keep the porn legal also.

But yeah I've only heard of old hags working there. I'll pass on the HJ from granny.

 

[Zesto]

pass on the HJ from granny

What about the tooth less blowjob?

There might still be one tooth for friction/sensation.

 

[Weston404]

Canadian feminists are pro-sex for child molesters like Dylan McEwen (who sucked a baby's cock like a Rabbi), but they are very against Asian rub-n-tug Spas because mainly middle class white men go there for sex. The going rate starts from (Canadian dollars) $30 for HJ, to $80 for FS in Canada, + door fee for the Spa.

 

[currycel]

I heard rumors of what goes on in there.

These chinks will f*** anyone for like $50.

@Crustaciouse (Crusty) you ever heard of this?

I read a story on an escort site, he said the girl was hot, barely spoke English, but was incredibly loose from the long line of guys she had f***** before him (he actually was in line) and recommended it. He also said go early to be one of the first customers before they "loosen up".

I would never do this, as @fukmylyf your first time pretty much leaves a big impression on you for the rest of your life.

I would f*** 100s of thai whores but only after I ascend legitimately. Can't be the first time, especially with some dirty chink.

I heard these places are filthy too, the massage tables are probably covered in STD goop.

I went to one in the midwest once. Got a regular massage, too high inhib to ask for anything more. Looked shady af though.

 

[Zesto]

Canadian feminists are pro-sex for child molesters like Dylan McEwen (who sucked a baby's cock like a Rabbi), but they are very against Asian rub-n-tug Spas because mainly middle class white men go there for sex. The going rate starts from (Canadian dollars) $30 for HJ, to $80 for FS in Canada, + door fee for the Spa.

Have you experienced?

You're free to talk about it since you paid, no one will judge.

 

[Weston404]

Only used those whores because I was deprived of female interaction, connection and intimacy while I was living in Toronto...ALMOST FIVE YEARS....The empowered womyn there hate men who aren't the (((elite))).

Hundreds of thousands of Toronto men suffer the same dry spell and have to use these Asian whores because unlike conservative countries where sex is kept in the bedroom, Toronto Stacys dress like whores from the bus stop to their workplace and this causes sexual frustration in young men.

Can you imagine your feminist teacher brainwashing the female students to hate all men while the feminist teacher is wearing nothing but a g-string bikini?

Toronto femoids are causing hell for young men by dressing like whores but acting like prudes and an extension of the police brutality against men.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

I have this weird thing where I can't get naked in front of anybody unless I know them so I've never been myself but I have an Uncle who used to go all the time to this Thai parlor and a cousin who went to some Viet salon

Uncle would go to this Thai massage place all the time. Real shady area. Didn't even have a fucking sign. Said he got bjs and hjs all the time he went for real cheap. Like super cheap even by hooker standards. I believe him but then again he is the same guy who dates strippers to fuel his junkie habits and has had plenty of STDs throughout his lifetime

Cousin said he went to this Viet place "as a joke" back in college and was surprised that the rumors were true. It was like a salon/beauty place and the girls would fuck you if you knew the code words or some shit. Said he only went once and that it didn't seem like you could fuck the very young girls who worked there but the older girls all fucked you. Said they were still very good looking.

 

[Zesto]

Only used those whores because I was deprived of female interaction, connection and intimacy while I was living in Toronto...ALMOST FIVE YEARS....The empowered womyn there hate men who aren't the (((elite))).

Hundreds of thousands of Toronto men suffer the same dry spell and have to use these Asian whores because unlike conservative countries where sex is kept in the bedroom, Toronto Stacys dress like whores from the bus stop to their workplace and this causes sexual frustration in young men.

Can you imagine your feminist teacher brainwashing the female students to hate all men while the feminist teacher is wearing nothing but a g-string bikini?

Toronto femoids are causing hell for young men by dressing like whores but acting like prudes and an extension of the police brutality against men.

Hope it helped.

You should save money to go to SEA.

Don't have to justify it btw.

Were they old?

 

[Pinpoint]

-Women choose men on the basis of preference more than survival. Women don't need men for survival.
-Men have to be distinct/ eximial in some kind of way. This is where PUA can make a difference. You can have a good vibe/ good personality and that can help out. But it's like a cakestand vs the cake. People care more about the cake.
-Even women in SEA are becoming promiscuous/ snooty/ entitled because their role models are that way even more now. Sometimes people will pick ego over self-sustainment. Which is why, even if the beta who goes and gets them wants to take them to America, then they will not.

 

[Zesto]

Even women in SEA are becoming promiscuous/ snooty/ entitled because their role models are that way even more now

https://incels.is/threads/there-wil...on-that-will-be-able-to-ascend-in-asia.78346/

Wrote a thread on that actually.

Have a read, if you're bored.

 

[Weston404]

Don't have to justify it btw.

Were they old?

They were in their early 20s. B&S is common because of fake pics, but I know where to find nubile Asian models because I know a fake ad from a real one. I wouldn't discuss anymore on this topic as this usually gets feminists and their uniformed blue knights all prepared to harass the website owners for shutting it down (like Backpage).

Feminists want all of us sexually frustrated while they fuck their pets, babies, Chads and Tyrones.

It's hard for Toronto men to save money for a bus fare, much less travel to Thailand or Vietnam for some escortcelling.

 

[TomathonClancy]

I heard rumors of what goes on in there.

These chinks will f*** anyone for like $50.

@Crustaciouse (Crusty) you ever heard of this?

I read a story on an escort site, he said the girl was hot, barely spoke English, but was incredibly loose from the long line of guys she had f***** before him (he actually was in line) and recommended it. He also said go early to be one of the first customers before they "loosen up".

I would never do this, as @fukmylyf your first time pretty much leaves a big impression on you for the rest of your life.

I would f*** 100s of thai whores but only after I ascend legitimately. Can't be the first time, especially with some dirty chink.

I heard these places are filthy too, the massage tables are probably covered in STD goop.

Easy way to get STD's, not worth the effort

 

[Words2_live_bye]

>Chinese massage parlor post
>zesto
>checks out

 

[Father_Gascoigne]

was about to but then afraid to catch some shit left around by failed normies. Just not worth it.

 

[Remyx]

50 is the dooer fee...then there's a tip

Sex in massage parlors is usually better than what you'd get from other whores

 

[iblamemyself]

No, but I really want to have sex with an Asian girl, just because I have never done it.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Prostitution is degeneracy.

 

[sepelion]

Prostitution is degeneracy.

I'd rather just jerk off. Whether it's your hand or her meat, it's just lifeless meat with no desire toward you; meat doing a job.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I'd rather just jerk off. Whether it's your hand or her meat, it's just lifeless meat with no desire toward you; meat doing a job.

Yep, that's right. I'd rather jerk off than become an escortcel.

 

[Mainländer]

Where I live the high tier whorehouses disguise themselves as massage parlors. The foids do give you a massage if you ask for one but they're obviously not specialists or anything. I only got to one once, paid 150 reais and fucked a foid for like 40 minutes, then asked her to give me a massage in the 20 remaining ones. Not bad tbh.

 

[Crustaciouse]

I heard rumors of what goes on in there.

These chinks will f*** anyone for like $50.

@Crustaciouse (Crusty) you ever heard of this?

I read a story on an escort site, he said the girl was hot, barely spoke English, but was incredibly loose from the long line of guys she had f***** before him (he actually was in line) and recommended it. He also said go early to be one of the first customers before they "loosen up".

I would never do this, as @fukmylyf your first time pretty much leaves a big impression on you for the rest of your life.

I would f*** 100s of thai whores but only after I ascend legitimately. Can't be the first time, especially with some dirty chink.

I heard these places are filthy too, the massage tables are probably covered in STD goop.

There are a lot of them in NYC, just do a quick search of "happy endings massages nyc" and you will see a ton of reviews and stories from guys that did it.
Apparently they start off by lathering the guy in lotion and massaging him (sometimes their breasts will be out), then they commence the sex.
I remember I was seriously thinking about trying it once but I never did.

 

[GoonCel]

Nah, those places look shadey as fuck.

u go in and never coem out lol