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Anybody try the law of attraction?

monkeyman

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So, YouTube has all these new agey videos on manifesting desires through "vibrational frequencies". I've tried it in the past and decided to give it another shot out of desperation and boredom.



Kek @ all the foids in the comments hoping to manifest a call from Chad
 
Cope, it's all down to our genetic fitness.

As darwinist ideals put it best: only the most adapted specimen will inherit the right to spread his genes and father the next generations
 
How does that work? You just visualize becoming taller?

yeah, believe and drink water. you listen to it as much as possible(if you dont have time during the day loop it on playlist then listen to it in sleep.
 
Cope, it's all down to our genetic fitness.

As darwinist ideals put it best: only the most adapted specimen will inherit the right to spread his genes and father the next generations

Sadly, our loins don't seem to understand this.
 
This more stupid than IT
 
yeah, believe and drink water. you listen to it as much as possible(if you dont have time during the day loop it on playlist then listen to it in sleep.

Wow. Okay.
I hope people don't take this seriously.

I don't take it too seriously. What's pathetic is I want to attract a particular gilf, and not the sexy young type either:feelsbadman:
 
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If you modulate all these (the desire one +the growth one +a sine wave generator +playing it all at the 432Hz soul frequency) properly to get a 4th-dimentional resonance, you can turn into a 7'5 chadozaur overnight.
 
i will use this for dick girth and length
it opens your mind by allowing you to focus on new opportunities

so if you focus on something, you will change your regular pathways and try new things

however, this cannot change the impossible
 
Yes. It's no coincidence that with regards to relationships, most of the time the people posting positive success stories are women who had to do little work to achieve their desires in the first place.

It goes like this:

Chad dumps roastie, roastie practices LOA techniques for a couple of weeks, Chad gets bored and hits her up for some sex, "teehee OMG he texted me today OMG I got him back! This works it's amazing!!"

All the while the roastie never even lost contact with the Chad and was lurking his social media and basically in contact with him the whole time. Yet the LOA gurus would have us believe all these women just manifested random chads back into their lives by believing and focusing hard. Lol.

Just go onto any LOA video about relationships or manifesting text messages from crushes/oneitis or whatever. it's literally all women there talking about how they manifested their slayer ex back a month later.

Same thing with most of the other success stories. Guy wants a new car and already has saved most the money for it, does a few LOA meditations, a few months later he has the rest of the cash. He tells you LOA works because he has his car now.

The whole thing is basically untestable and unprovable because if you don't get what you want they'll just tell you that you didn't "believe" hard enough. It's the equivalent of normies telling Incels they just didn't try enough or fake nattys telling gymcels they just didn't work hard enough.
 
It's just survivorship bias masked with some mystical voodoo shit.
 
Yeah,now go with a tarot women and she will tell you about how is your future.
 
I used one that said "Regrow your hair, Win the lottery, and get a 12 inch penis."
needless to say, it didn't work.
 
bullshit occultism
if you really want to go the schizo route, try chaos magic or something at least
 
Would rather use the time to jerkoff instead
 
I’ve been trying it along with subliminals to change my eye shape, but no noticeable changes yet
 
lmao fucking how low IQ do you have to be to believe in magic? We're all desperate but come on
 
Kek. You could also try asking Santa or tooth fairy.
 
Lmao at anyone who believes in that garbage.
 

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