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Brahcel

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Personally experienced and observed?
 
I was with a group of street preachers and we were holding out signs and yelling at people going to the strip club about the eternal hellfire that awaits them should they not repent.

Ruins their day. Total life fuel.
 
wtf is the point if you cant touch them or even fap (USA)
 
One of the worst copes
 
do you have to pay?
 
It’s not that bad. It’s a cope but a decent one. I prefer it to an Asian massage parlor.
A friend brought me once for my first time to a strip. I didn’t have any money but it was still ok. A lot of strippers came up and asked for a dance (which costs like $30 for a 10 min dance). One grabbed my crotch for free which made it worth it. Another showed me her pussy trying to get me to pay for a dance. They were all at least a 6. Some were an 7-8. So even without paying it was worth it to me. Some would say this is rage fuel or whatever but It was fun.

It costs money to do anything like lap dance but it can be worth it to some people. I want to go to Vegas I hear the strippers there are great. I need to save money to get dances. I’m sure it’s maybe worth it every once in a while
 
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It’s not that bad. It’s a cope but a decent one. I prefer it to an Asian massage parlor.
A friend brought me once for my first time to a strip. I didn’t have any money but it was still ok. A lot of strippers came up and asked for a dance (which costs like $30 for a 10 min dance). One grabbed my crotch for free which made it worth it. Another showed me her pussy trying to get me to pay for a dance. They were all at least a 6. Some were an 7-8. So even without paying it was worth it to me. Some would say this is rage fuel or whatever but It was fun.

It costs money to do anything like lap dance but it can be worth it to some people. I want to go to Vegas I hear the strippers there are great. I need to save money to get dances. I’m sure it’s maybe worth it every once in a while
Thx for joining and posting. Lol at saving for a dance.

Maybe i should make a stripper manual for u guys
 
I've been to a strip club once.

It was a little expensive to buy drinks and pay for stuff, and all the other people in there were these weird hardcore thug looking guys. It was a little intimidating. But I did get to see tits and vagene and all that, so it was worth it. A good adventure.

Maybe i should make a stripper manual for u guys

I'd read it.
 
I was with a group of street preachers and we were holding out signs and yelling at people going to the strip club about the eternal hellfire that awaits them should they not repent.

Ruins their day. Total life fuel.
 
Thx for joining and posting. Lol at saving for a dance.

Maybe i should make a stripper manual for u guys

What's there to know? Here's what I know. Tell me anything different if I'm missing something.

Keep in mind descriptions of sexual interactions with strippers would be protected under the same rules clause that protects descriptions of interactions with hookers - as long as you're not doing it to intentionally brag/gloat or rub shit in, then it's likely okay. Paying for sex is an incel's oldest cope.

In my experience strip clubs vary considerably depending on the location and culture of the joint. I've been to many when I was younger. Some are brutal grinders that will try to drain you of every penny you have from the moment you walk in. That's what you'll get in the bigger cities and busier areas.

The one thing I learned was that you are better off with a stripper who "likes" you and is less attractive than one that is repulsed by you but hot. You will get nothing from a hot stripper who hates your existence. I've only had one stripper "like" me which was weird but what I mean by that is for some reason she wanted me to buy a dance from her. She actually stopped and asked me and smiled and really seemed enthusiastic about it, which is unusual. Maybe I reminded her of someone she knew, or I was just young and she was sick of all the old guys. Usually the girls don't even want to acknowledge you or if they ask you can tell they don't even want you to say yes, but their bosses make them ask everyone.

But I did like 3-4 songs back to back with her. I knew the money was adding up, but she kept sticking her tits in my face/mouth and letting me feel her up and that was unexpected so it was worth it. It was funny because even at the time I was thinking "That's $80, I could get a shitty hooker for that much ..." but I'm too high inhib for hookers so I still figured it was a good deal, and it's the farthest I've ever been physically sexually with a girl so I took it and smiled.

In most strip clubs they won't even let you touch the girl but this is really the girl's discretion. This works usually to an incel's disadvantage. Most girls will be naturally repulsed by you and if you pay them $20 for a lap dance, they will just dance lazily in front you and not even make the slightest effort to entertain you. They will stand far away so you couldn't even touch them if you tried. It's depressing and a total scam. You just feel like they're rubbing in how disgusting you are the whole time.

They will make you buy $10 drinks once you're in the joint. Most of the girls in most places are actually pretty fat and unattractive. If you like slim pretty girls, you usually won't find many. I think strip club girls have gotten worse with time since now any attractive girl can just make a webcam account and get paid for not even taking off her clothes. So strip clubs are basically a dead industry except for old roasties.

I can't even bother going to one now. It's just depressing.
 
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wtf is the point if you cant touch them or even fap (USA)
Oh you can touch them. Except you have to be Chad. Then you can touch them without even paying. But if you're ugly just give them your money and watch.
 
I went to a strip club with a Chad friend. One of the girls were all over him and completely ignored me. Like she legit wanted him to go home with her and he wasnt having it (he was married).

I found some black stripper who would entertain me, but she made it painfully obvious that she only wanted my money. She hovered over my shoulder like a goddamn bat when I was at the ATM, and then wanted nothing to do with me after she got paid. Shortly afterwards I looked over to my Chad buddy and he was trying to ignore her while she continued to try to awkwardly find ways to keep his attention. Chad lives in a completely different world, man.
 
I went to a strip club with a Chad friend. One of the girls were all over him and completely ignored me. Like she legit wanted him to go home with her and he wasnt having it (he was married).

I found some black stripper who would entertain me, but she made it painfully obvious that she only wanted my money. She hovered over my shoulder like a goddamn bat when I was at the ATM, and then wanted nothing to do with me after she got paid. Shortly afterwards I looked over to my Chad buddy and he was trying to ignore her while she continued to try to awkwardly find ways to keep his attention. Chad lives in a completely different world, man.
suifuel
 
What's there to know? Here's what I know. Tell me anything different if I'm missing something.

Keep in mind descriptions of sexual interactions with strippers would be protected under the same rules clause that protects descriptions of interactions with hookers - as long as you're not doing it to intentionally brag/gloat or rub shit in, then it's likely okay. Paying for sex is an incel's oldest cope.

In my experience strip clubs vary considerably depending on the location and culture of the joint. I've been to many when I was younger. Some are brutal grinders that will try to drain you of every penny you have from the moment you walk in. That's what you'll get in the bigger cities and busier areas.

The one thing I learned was that you are better off with a stripper who "likes" you and is less attractive than one that is repulsed by you but hot. You will get nothing from a hot stripper who hates your existence. I've only had one stripper "like" me which was weird but what I mean by that is for some reason she wanted me to buy a dance from her. She actually stopped and asked me and smiled and really seemed enthusiastic about it, which is unusual. Maybe I reminded her of someone she knew, or I was just young and she was sick of all the old guys. Usually the girls don't even want to acknowledge you or if they ask you can tell they don't even want you to say yes, but their bosses make them ask everyone.

But I did like 3-4 songs back to back with her. I knew the money was adding up, but she kept sticking her tits in my face/mouth and letting me feel her up and that was unexpected so it was worth it. It was funny because even at the time I was thinking "That's $80, I could get a shitty hooker for that much ..." but I'm too high inhib for hookers so I still figured it was a good deal, and it's the farthest I've ever been physically sexually with a girl so I took it and smiled.

In most strip clubs they won't even let you touch the girl but this is really the girl's discretion. This works usually to an incel's disadvantage. Most girls will be naturally repulsed by you and if you pay them $20 for a lap dance, they will just dance lazily in front you and not even make the slightest effort to entertain you. They will stand far away so you couldn't even touch them if you tried. It's depressing and a total scam. You just feel like they're rubbing in how disgusting you are the whole time.

They will make you buy $10 drinks once you're in the joint. Most of the girls in most places are actually pretty fat and unattractive. If you like slim pretty girls, you usually won't find many. I think strip club girls have gotten worse with time since now any attractive girl can just make a webcam account and get paid for not even taking off her clothes. So strip clubs are basically a dead industry except for old roasties.

I can't even bother going to one now. It's just depressing.
Thanks for this post this was actually very helpful. I'm new to these clubs and would like to keep going so it's good to know these small details that can make the experience better
Thx for joining and posting. Lol at saving for a dance.

Maybe i should make a stripper manual for u guys
Post your manual

You have any stories yourself? You seems experienced in this subject
 
The one thing I learned was that you are better off with a stripper who "likes" you and is less attractive than one that is repulsed by you but hot. You will get nothing from a hot stripper who hates your existence. I've only had one stripper "like" me which was weird but what I mean by that is for some reason she wanted me to buy a dance from her. She actually stopped and asked me and smiled and really seemed enthusiastic about it, which is unusual.
But I did like 3-4 songs back to back with her. I knew the money was adding up, but she kept sticking her tits in my face/mouth and letting me feel her up and that was unexpected so it was worth it.

I am quite frankly enraged reading this. I know you made clear earlier in your post that such talk is allowed as long as money was involved but in the same post you write that this stripper is making special exceptions for you because she "likes" you and this is not how it is supposed to be. I am near shuddering with anger reading this having never experienced any female contact from anyone but my own mother. You could tell me just get an escort or go to a strip club but I am confident that there is no stripper or prostitute that would personally "like" me. I know I just joined and probably do not have the right to complain but I would ask in the future you be more considerate when describing such experiences for people who would never be able to experience similar.
 
wtf is the point if you cant touch them or even fap (USA)
High T male bonding. & A test of who's got the strongest wills and minds to keep their erections from popping up in front of everyone.
Haven't you ever seen The Sopranos?
 
I am quite frankly enraged reading this. I know you made clear earlier in your post that such talk is allowed as long as money was involved but in the same post you write that this stripper is making special exceptions for you because she "likes" you and this is not how it is supposed to be. I am near shuddering with anger reading this having never experienced any female contact from anyone but my own mother. You could tell me just get an escort or go to a strip club but I am confident that there is no stripper or prostitute that would personally "like" me. I know I just joined and probably do not have the right to complain but I would ask in the future you be more considerate when describing such experiences for people who would never be able to experience similar.

Dude I can appreciate that but if no one is able to even talk about stories with hookers or strippers, what is this? A monastery? Paying for sex is the oldest cope in the book for incels. It's a practice that is thousands of years old.

Yes you COULD go to a strip club or rent a hooker. So if you want to do that try. Most guys who talk about hooker and strip club experiences will tell you they are not all horrible and some of the girls actually try to do their job well.

You have to understand a stripper or hooker acting like they "like" you is part of their job. Most of them are just so shitty at it, they won't even try to put on a show. But that's all it is - a show. This girl wasn't going to go on a date with me. She didn't want my number. She didn't ask my name. She just kept trying to convince me to buy another song. As soon as I stopped paying, she stopped dancing. That is it.

She made no exceptions for me. She didn't actually like me. That is her fucking job.

If you want to experience a woman pretending to like you for money, go on an escort website, read the reviews, and pick one with a good reputation for "GFE" or treating customers well. Most of the guys who buy hookers are subhuman as fuck, and that's what they're reviewing primarily - how engaged the girl is, how much she makes it seem like she likes it.

Guys throughout history have been fucked over by confusing when a stripper/hooker "likes" them vs. when she actually likes them. If she ACTUALLY likes you she will want to know everything about you, keep dancing after the money stops, not want your money, tell you when her shift ends etc.

Her smiling at you to get you to keep paying is not really liking you. Again, it's how they make money.

Do you understand the difference? Guys who don't are the ones who go bankrupt paying hookers/strippers because they think they are "in love" when really the girl is just good at putting on a show.

I'm not saying the girl actually liked me in any real sense. That's why I said "like" in quotes. Just that she played the game well enough I could almost believe she did. Which was both dangerous and nice at the same time. She drained $80 in 12 minutes from me.

If you want to be enraged, think about what an average man with no education can do to earn $80 in 12 minutes. That's a rate of $400/hour FYI just for some basic nudity and tit touching. You can get a top of the line model grade hooker that will call you a stud and make sexy noises when you fuck her for that much in most cities.

Too high inhib to do it myself yet, but I plan to eventually.
 
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I am quite frankly enraged reading this. I know you made clear earlier in your post that such talk is allowed as long as money was involved but in the same post you write that this stripper is making special exceptions for you because she "likes" you and this is not how it is supposed to be. I am near shuddering with anger reading this having never experienced any female contact from anyone but my own mother. You could tell me just get an escort or go to a strip club but I am confident that there is no stripper or prostitute that would personally "like" me. I know I just joined and probably do not have the right to complain but I would ask in the future you be more considerate when describing such experiences for people who would never be able to experience similar.
Nice first post faggot. Strippers will take money from anyone. Most are so high out their minds anyways
Dude I can appreciate that but if no one is able to even talk about stories with hookers or strippers, what is this? A monastery? Paying for sex is the oldest cope in the book for incels. It's a practice that is thousands of years old.

Yes you COULD go to a strip club or rent a hooker. So if you want to do that try. Most guys who talk about hooker and strip club experiences will tell you they are not all horrible and some of the girls actually try to do their job well.

You have to understand a stripper or hooker acting like they "like" you is part of their job. Most of them are just so shitty at it, they won't even try to put on a show. But that's all it is - a show. This girl wasn't going to go on a date with me. She didn't want my number. She didn't ask my name. She just kept trying to convince me to buy another song. As soon as I stopped paying, she stopped dancing. That is it.

She made no exceptions for me. She didn't actually like me. That is her fucking job.

If you want to experience a woman pretending to like you for money, go on an escort website, read the reviews, and pick one with a good reputation for "GFE" or treating customers well. Most of the guys who buy hookers are subhuman as fuck, and that's what they're reviewing primarily - how engaged the girl is, how much she makes it seem like she likes it.

Guys throughout history have been fucked over by confusing when a stripper/hooker "likes" them vs. when she actually likes them. If she ACTUALLY likes you she will want to know everything about you, keep dancing after the money stops, not want your money, tell you when her shift ends etc.

Her smiling at you to get you to keep paying is not really liking you. Again, it's how they make money.

Do you understand the difference? Guys who don't are the ones who go bankrupt paying hookers/strippers because they think they are "in love" when really the girl is just good at putting on a show.

I'm not saying the girl actually liked me in any real sense. That's why I said "like" in quotes. Just that she played the game well enough I could almost believe she did. Which was both dangerous and nice at the same time. She drained $80 in 12 minutes from me.

If you want to be enraged, think about what an average man with no education can do to earn $80 in 12 minutes. That's a rate of $400/hour FYI just for some basic nudity and tit touching. You can get a top of the line model grade hooker that will call you a stud and make sexy noises when you fuck her for that much in most cities.

Too high inhib to do it myself yet, but I plan to eventually.
Bro he triggered me. Weak posts like his makes me reconsider spending hours a day here. Nice explaination.
 
Never been.. I don't think i'd do too well though in a place like that though. I imagine it would be like being a diabetic fat man in a bakery
Not to mention the one close to where i am was like 30 to enter apparently
 
Never been.. I don't think i'd do too well though in a place like that though. I imagine it would be like being a diabetic fat man in a bakery
Not to mention the one close to where i am was like 30 to enter apparently
Sometimes in the day time its better and free or cheap
 
I have a brown buddy. One time we had too many drinks and got into a bit of a fight over who is better looking. We then went to the strip club to settle the debate. We got every girl to line up and pick between us. Now I happen to have white skin and am taller than the guy so I won by a massive landslide despite looking like a pile of shit myself. My buddy got super depressed and went home.
 
I have a brown buddy. One time we had too many drinks and got into a bit of a fight over who is better looking. We then went to the strip club to settle the debate. We got every girl to line up and pick between us. Now I happen to have white skin and am taller than the guy so I won by a massive landslide despite looking like a pile of shit myself. My buddy got super depressed and went home.
TopKEK, jwb theory holds
 
I met Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee at a strip club once because they were in town for the weekend. I purchased no services, I was there to ask Gianna Michaels a question. I got to ask it, but I didn't really get an "answer" per se. She basically talked excited to me about animal charity and blue pills. I think she thought I wanted to get with her and was looking for a way to turn me down.
 

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