any raunchy stories from your pre-incel youth?

[lacune]

when i was around 12 i had some brunette 18 year old babysitting me while my parents went out for movie night 

i had this plan to pretend fall asleep in living room with my penis which was kind of big for my age hanging out of my briefs 

anyway only one time she got kind of tipsy from little bottles out of my parent's alcohol cabinet and she came over and sucked me off delicately and i acted all surprised 

since then ive had zero sexual experiences 

its ogre

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Only a chad can do something like that.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

lol wut.

is this a troll thread.