Serious Any feet cels out there?

[IWantToBeADollarBill]

So I live on the coast in a populated area where a lot of stacies live and go out on the beach. I like to surf and the water is warm enough to not wear a wetsuit. A few years ago a gas grill accident left my legs below the knees severely burnt. Some stacies look absolutely repulsed by that feature of mine. I started wearing socks in the water and now people just laugh at me. FML

 

[Weirdcel]

I have small hobbit feet. I'd love to wear sandals in public but I can't because I'd scare people.

 

[NorwodingGymcel]

I thought this was a joke but you are serious apparently. Yeah, I want to say you are alone in this, though you might find similar company with @Twisted who is also in a very dark place, being an elbowcell and all.

 

[Deleted member 1269]

No i've not reached that level of retardation.