Hell no, I'm normal....
I keep an empty bottle of my ICE water on my table near my chair, reach over and grab it, take the cap off, and when I'm about to splooge I aim my cock and shoot it into the bottle, then dispose of it. I mean I can use the same bottle for like a week or two, but I hate the way it smells after splooge 3 so I always end up replacing it since I usually have a new bottle each day anyways.
No clean up, balls empty. Might take some effort on your end to get used to it, but I love it.
But I've also trained myself to fap left handed, so my right hand can control the mouse when reading doujinshi, and its easier to aim left and support the bottle with my dominant hand.