JFL any advice for hitting on girls at barnes and noble?

[Lv99_BixNood]

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1) how do I know the age of the girl before hitting on them? I don't want to accidentally hit on a teenager (I'm a 25 year old boomer).

2) what are some good starter lines? just ask them what they're reading or looking for?

3) any potential legal issues I might run into? could i get kicked out of or banned from the store?

4) should i try the manga section since i'm asian? i don't actually read or like manga though. seems self-debasing but i'm getting desperate (I'm a 25 year old boomer). also won't it just be fat teenagers in this section? actually i've answered my own question here, not going to try it. any other sections i should focus on instead?

This is sad, he's gonna get arrested

 

[Extern]

He doesn't know just how over it is

 

[anon65]

Enjoy a life sentence in a maximum security prison, rigger

 

[The Judge]

Step one: be physically attractive.

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

The best thing you can do is approach the woman as she is trying to read something. Tilt your entire body and crane your neck to get a good look at the title of the book she's reading. Even if you can clearly see the title, you need to bend over and crane your neck to get her attention. Say the title of the book out loud, not too loud but louder than when you speak normally, and say it like it's a question. Like if she's reading Anna Karenina you'd say "Anna Karenina?" Pepper your tone with some genuine curiosity, like "huh?" like you're confused. It's important to not make eye contact when you do this, and to stay bent over until you finish saying the title. Regain your posture and force yourself to yawn. Explain that you've read the book, even if you haven't, and tell her that it's a fucking waste of time. Women love a man who curses - just look at how often sailors get laid. Tell her she looks smarter than she looks and she would probably benefit from reading something a little more intellectually stimulating. Do NOT make any recommendations - you WILL come off as arrogant, which you obviously want to avoid. Instead ask her what she's even doing at a Barnes and Noble? Tell her she looks more like a library kind of gal, or a Borders girl. By now you should have already won her over but this next part is important for sealing the deal. Reach into your pocket where you will already have a bookmark with your phone number written on it. Slide it into the book she's reading, several chapters after her current spot. Lean in and whisper, "When you get to this part, you know what to do." Give her a little wink as a parting gift and then walk away