I decided to read about exit bags on the internet purely out of curiosity, obviously I'm a lazy retard so I'm just going to google it and read about it on wikipedia with further googling on instructions on how to make sure you asphyxiate properly. I might use it in the future, but not in the forseeable future. In a fair few countries, typing "exit bag" into google will give you a suicide hotline website or just the suicide hotline above everything else.
Where I'm googling from, the suicide hotline has its own segment above all of the webpages. With the compassion, concern for your well-being and emotional warmth only a search engine could provide, it asks the question "Need help?" above the actual hotline number.
What the fuck? If I needed help and you or anybody else cared about giving me help, you would have given it to me before I started googling exit bag tutorials on vimeo. But bro, the people who run Google are doing the best they can, how are they supposed to know you want to kill yourself unless you google exit bag? Kikegle does not exist in a vacuum, we live in a society full of people that are allegedly supposed to help low-status males, and the people in charge of this search engine did what they did because they know full well that millions of people will never be asked if they are okay or if they need help before they start googling suicide methods. Nobody gives a fuck about them. What does Google actually do anything in meatspace to prevent suicide? Fuck all, maybe it's a side project for one of the yids that runs it to launder their money into, I don't know, but whatever it is we're certainly not seeing it. We are seeing Google sell your data and do other generic comically evil tech corporation (that soyboys will perform apologetics for if the company supports women in STEM to bloat the workforce or invents a solar-powered green AI roomba it can showcase to technophile urbanite scumbags) things though. I would not be surprised if the government or an organisation that gets much or all of its income from the government told Google to do it, if they aren't just weakly virtue signalling.
Also, why do you only need help when you're about to die? What about when you are suffering, you are a wageslave with no future, no purpose and no legacy, and there is nothing tying you to life other than apathy or fear of death that will probably metastisise into you constantly thinking about your organs failing from cancer or heart disease in old age? If you haven't spoken to anyone in two weeks apart from people at work who hate you and shop employees, why is nobody asking if you need help?
This is the case even with normies, when John is a loser that doesn't talk to anyone at work and looks like somebody has sucked the life out of him he needs to put in more effort and look at things more positively (not necessarily objectively), when John is about to jump from the office window everyone freaks the fuck out and tries to stop him. They don't even care if you die, they won't remember your name and even in an unlikely scenario in which you blow your brains out in front of them, it will become all about THEIR trauma from the incident. Your life's quality or its non-existence following suicide does not matter, so why prevent suicide at all as opposed to freaking out when somebody's immediately about to do it?
You are a wageslave. These kike search engine tech companies run by people who need to be hung from lamposts and trees in public places care about your existence because they can sell your data, because you can buy things on their online store and because your taxes are funneled into government corporate welfare that sustains them. Normalfags care if you kill yourself or not because they will feel bad about themselves if you do (with all the hollowness of our guilt-based, vestigially-Christian modern western culture), because the people who provide them with food and shelter (see above) constantly tell them life is precious so it must be common sense, and because they feel better when everybody else is dragged into the same bucket as them (I have witnessed this with wagies constantly, their suffering for work is virtuous and you should waste your energy on work for porky like a battery just as much as they do because it's good and you're lazy if you don't, they're doing the right thing, haha don't kill yourself in fact it's selfish, what about the people you will leave behind
). The average person's true reasons for opposing suicide at the last minute are so insanely petty nobody who doesn't have a strong understanding of them would write it into fiction. You can not make up how fucking retarded reality is.
Does anyone actually see Google telling them not to kill themselves and think twice about suicide? Women maybe, who make up the vast majority of helpline calls because they are attention-seeking holes surrounded by 60-80 kilograms (ideally) of meat, bone, tendon, muscle, fat and organ tissue, some of which might have been put into a nice-sculpted set of tits and ass cheeks with an ok face.
If you feel the urge and the need to kill yourself you should do it without hesistation, the only people who want to stop you are predatory boomer investors, skypes and crab bucket midwits who don't even care about the reason you'll kill yourself or the fact you'll be dead. Do it nigga, what needs to be done needs to be done, we'll see you in Gandy Heaven.
Where I'm googling from, the suicide hotline has its own segment above all of the webpages. With the compassion, concern for your well-being and emotional warmth only a search engine could provide, it asks the question "Need help?" above the actual hotline number.
What the fuck? If I needed help and you or anybody else cared about giving me help, you would have given it to me before I started googling exit bag tutorials on vimeo. But bro, the people who run Google are doing the best they can, how are they supposed to know you want to kill yourself unless you google exit bag? Kikegle does not exist in a vacuum, we live in a society full of people that are allegedly supposed to help low-status males, and the people in charge of this search engine did what they did because they know full well that millions of people will never be asked if they are okay or if they need help before they start googling suicide methods. Nobody gives a fuck about them. What does Google actually do anything in meatspace to prevent suicide? Fuck all, maybe it's a side project for one of the yids that runs it to launder their money into, I don't know, but whatever it is we're certainly not seeing it. We are seeing Google sell your data and do other generic comically evil tech corporation (that soyboys will perform apologetics for if the company supports women in STEM to bloat the workforce or invents a solar-powered green AI roomba it can showcase to technophile urbanite scumbags) things though. I would not be surprised if the government or an organisation that gets much or all of its income from the government told Google to do it, if they aren't just weakly virtue signalling.
Also, why do you only need help when you're about to die? What about when you are suffering, you are a wageslave with no future, no purpose and no legacy, and there is nothing tying you to life other than apathy or fear of death that will probably metastisise into you constantly thinking about your organs failing from cancer or heart disease in old age? If you haven't spoken to anyone in two weeks apart from people at work who hate you and shop employees, why is nobody asking if you need help?
This is the case even with normies, when John is a loser that doesn't talk to anyone at work and looks like somebody has sucked the life out of him he needs to put in more effort and look at things more positively (not necessarily objectively), when John is about to jump from the office window everyone freaks the fuck out and tries to stop him. They don't even care if you die, they won't remember your name and even in an unlikely scenario in which you blow your brains out in front of them, it will become all about THEIR trauma from the incident. Your life's quality or its non-existence following suicide does not matter, so why prevent suicide at all as opposed to freaking out when somebody's immediately about to do it?
You are a wageslave. These kike search engine tech companies run by people who need to be hung from lamposts and trees in public places care about your existence because they can sell your data, because you can buy things on their online store and because your taxes are funneled into government corporate welfare that sustains them. Normalfags care if you kill yourself or not because they will feel bad about themselves if you do (with all the hollowness of our guilt-based, vestigially-Christian modern western culture), because the people who provide them with food and shelter (see above) constantly tell them life is precious so it must be common sense, and because they feel better when everybody else is dragged into the same bucket as them (I have witnessed this with wagies constantly, their suffering for work is virtuous and you should waste your energy on work for porky like a battery just as much as they do because it's good and you're lazy if you don't, they're doing the right thing, haha don't kill yourself in fact it's selfish, what about the people you will leave behind
). The average person's true reasons for opposing suicide at the last minute are so insanely petty nobody who doesn't have a strong understanding of them would write it into fiction. You can not make up how fucking retarded reality is.Does anyone actually see Google telling them not to kill themselves and think twice about suicide? Women maybe, who make up the vast majority of helpline calls because they are attention-seeking holes surrounded by 60-80 kilograms (ideally) of meat, bone, tendon, muscle, fat and organ tissue, some of which might have been put into a nice-sculpted set of tits and ass cheeks with an ok face.
If you feel the urge and the need to kill yourself you should do it without hesistation, the only people who want to stop you are predatory boomer investors, skypes and crab bucket midwits who don't even care about the reason you'll kill yourself or the fact you'll be dead. Do it nigga, what needs to be done needs to be done, we'll see you in Gandy Heaven.
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