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Grotesque

Grotesque

38 Year Old Virgin.
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My favorite comment:

spearofselene

16 points · 9 hours ago

I never had the comments, but I felt gross just walking around. I had surgery a few months ago before my birthday (I'm 16 but look a bit younger) and my surgeon said I was an H cup before. A fucking H cup. At 15. With people like incels who think it's ok and normal to wanna fuck minors, I hated myself for it.

I just wanna live in a world where minors can live without feeling like pedophiles are jacking off to them. It really hurt my self esteem.
Bad news, girlo. Either many males were masturbating to you, or you had gigantic tits because you were an obese landwhale. Option 2 is the likely scenario, so yay! Nobody wanted you!

More importantly, her final line. She wants to live in a fantasy world where societal rules override the clear and unquestionably true biology that males want to impregnate fertile females. If you don't accept my perfect happy sunshine fantasy world, YOU ARE EVIL~! Liberalism in a nutshell.
 
Women love the idea of men jacking off to them. When I jack off to a foid I tell them to their face because it's basically a compliment.
 
Finding a girl who's 15 attractive isn't pedophilia buddy boyo, thats the age of consent in many places more civil than the US
 
Nice job triggering them.
 
LMAO IS THIS THE MOST IT COMMENT EVER

"And they are wondering why they are incels. How can people like that exist? I'm literally shaking right now as I read this. Someone should report them, they deserved to be jailed."

That must be a parody account, it hits every stereotype

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Women love the idea of men jacking off to them. When I jack off to a foid I tell them to their face because it's basically a compliment.
In high school I would poke other girls on facebook after I finished jerking it to them.
 
Women love the idea of men jacking off to them. When I jack off to a foid I tell them to their face because it's basically a compliment.
I can't even jerk off to most foids crawling in my area. Most of them if male would have ended aborted foetus. It's over.
 
That must be a parody account, it hits every stereotype
Thats just a typical reddit user. They bottleneck everyone into believing and thinking the same shit. I will die happy if every user of reddit contracts aids and dies painfully tbhtbh
In high school I would poke other girls on facebook after I finished jerking it to them.
I used to use facebook to jerk off like every single day in high school. Even to ugly chicks, I jacked off to every chick in my classes to let off steam
 
I still don't get why they hide our names and pfps. there's literally no reason to
 
Women love the idea of men jacking off to them. When I jack off to a foid I tell them to their face because it's basically a compliment.
I suppose they do if you're Chad. I've told 3 females that I masturbate to them, and it's gone slightly poorly. As in they had me arrested, and are actively trying to get me to commit suicide.
 
That IS pedophilia. 11 year olds aren't pubescent.
 
JFL @ 16 year old landwhales not having anything better to do on new years eve but make fun of incels
 
Cucktears ain't getting any more New Year's kisses than we are, boyos. But at least we aren't in denial about our status.
 
When it comes to hot teenage girls, there are two types of men:

1. Men who admit they're sexually attracted to hot teenage girls.
2. Liars
 
I don't get US laws. A 16-year-old is allowed to drive, vote....but they're still minors? :feelsseriously:
 
I suppose they do if you're Chad. I've told 3 females that I masturbate to them, and it's gone slightly poorly. As in they had me arrested, and are actively trying to get me to commit suicide.
Is this a joke? Who the hell admits to that? How do you think the women are going to react?
 
How many of these threads are we gonna have today
 
11k likes? Pretty funny tbh. Keep triggering these spastics. 51 guests btw.
 
I'm locking this post because people seem to be having trouble reading rule 2 and are getting awfully close to breaking rule 4 as well. This is super not ok, but I'm getting tired of swinging the ban hammer around so much on a single thread.

Edit: I think I got everything, but please continue to report rule breaking comments if you see them. I'm still human and may have missed something.
 
LMAO IS THIS THE MOST IT COMMENT EVER

"And they are wondering why they are incels. How can people like that exist? I'm literally shaking right now as I read this. Someone should report them, they deserved to be jailed."

That must be a parody account, it hits every stereotype

giphy.gif
That has to 100% be a falseflagger lmao
 
Women love the idea of men jacking off to them. When I jack off to a foid I tell them to their face because it's basically a compliment.
and their response?
 
I don't get US laws. A 16-year-old is allowed to drive, vote....but they're still minors? :feelsseriously:
they cant vote, but in some states the age of consent is 16, depends on the state
 
Women love the idea of men jacking off to them. When I jack off to a foid I tell them to their face because it's basically a compliment.
I wish I could do that.
 
Women love the idea of men jacking off to them. When I jack off to a foid I tell them to their face because it's basically a compliment.
Really? Can you detail to us how a few of those conversations played out?
 

anything under 18? so r***itors think theyre mature enough to drive a car but not mature enough to take a dick?
pls get bone cancer and die slowly.
 

anything under 18? so r***itors think theyre mature enough to drive a car but not mature enough to take a dick?
pls get bone cancer and die slowly.

They want us to fuck 90 year old grandmas
 
They are so easy to rile up its almost boring.
 
It looks like IT is growing not decreasing. The sub serves no purpose except for insulting and laughing at incels. if the incels subreddit was banned then so should they.
 
It looks like IT is growing not decreasing. The sub serves no purpose except for insulting and laughing at incels. if the incels subreddit was banned then so should they.
IncelTears is a place for folks to submit screenshots (NOT direct links) of crazy stuff posted by self-described incels (involuntary celibates) wherein they blame women, their genes, their canthal tilts, their parents, romantically successful men, feminism, modern technology, and ultimately all of society for their own failure to get laid. We laugh at, cringe at, and discuss the never ending stream of hateful, idiotic, misogynistic, jaw-dropping, fallacious or just plain stupid things that incels post online.

This subreddit does not condone blanket hatred of virgins or the romantically unsuccessful, only those who self-identify with the hate label of "incel". Insulting people who are merely dateless, depressed, lonely, or involuntary virgins is not permitted here.
 
IncelTears is a place for folks to submit screenshots (NOT direct links) of crazy stuff posted by self-described incels (involuntary celibates) wherein they blame women, their genes, their canthal tilts, their parents, romantically successful men, feminism, modern technology, and ultimately all of society for their own failure to get laid. We laugh at, cringe at, and discuss the never ending stream of hateful, idiotic, misogynistic, jaw-dropping, fallacious or just plain stupid things that incels post online.

This subreddit does not condone blanket hatred of virgins or the romantically unsuccessful, only those who self-identify with the hate label of "incel". Insulting people who are merely dateless, depressed, lonely, or involuntary virgins is not permitted here.
:feelsree::feelsree:
 
11 is pretty young tbh..
 
I'm locking this post because people seem to be having trouble reading rule 2 and are getting awfully close to breaking rule 4 as well. This is super not ok, but I'm getting tired of swinging the ban hammer around so much on a single thread.

Edit: I think I got everything, but please continue to report rule breaking comments if you see them. I'm still human and may have missed something.
>SUPER NOT OK
Fucking soy overflow
 
I suppose they do if you're Chad. I've told 3 females that I masturbate to them, and it's gone slightly poorly. As in they had me arrested, and are actively trying to get me to commit suicide.
No offence intended but that sounds aspie as fuck lol.
 
just JFL at going on reddit
 

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