TheCatMan
Tongue in cats ass = not eating Chinese or pussy
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Incase you missed it here's a funny story similar to the one I'm about to tell you;
So in middle school during gym class I had to poop real bad but I never go because I was to shy to ask to go to the bathroom. Sometimes little poop would roll down my pants leg and I would just kick it out. I must not have a sphincter or something because my entire life I was never able to hold it or if I did go I couldn't stop wiping. So in gym I poop my pants a little and drop it near by. This kid which is probably on this site is riding around on a little scooter thing on his knees rides through it and smears it around. It started to smell so I walked away. A few minutes later kids start to notice and then the janitor walks in to clean. I have one more poop story that I will tell later.
Funny story of the time I went to a sleep over at an acquaintance house
This just popped in my head but one time I was spending the night at an acquaintances house and I had to go #2. So I went to the bathroom and as I was wiping I thought it would be funny to show him. So I took the poopy toilet paper and ran to his room and held it high to show him. He yelled...
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So in middle school during gym class I had to poop real bad but I never go because I was to shy to ask to go to the bathroom. Sometimes little poop would roll down my pants leg and I would just kick it out. I must not have a sphincter or something because my entire life I was never able to hold it or if I did go I couldn't stop wiping. So in gym I poop my pants a little and drop it near by. This kid which is probably on this site is riding around on a little scooter thing on his knees rides through it and smears it around. It started to smell so I walked away. A few minutes later kids start to notice and then the janitor walks in to clean. I have one more poop story that I will tell later.