I was watching a movie and my dumb fuck roommate was bitching about his girlfriend. I had drank 6 16 oz beers and I guess 15 of the other pack I had.
And I couldn’t follow this movie at all. He kept on distracting me.
I remember getting mad at my dog for loving him up more than me.
And my goddamn remote kept backing up because I set on it wrong or would go to different app then .
So it took my 5 hours to get to the last 30 minutes of this goddamn thing.
So moral of story if you are drunk viewing movie:
1. Drink 12 oz standard beers
2. Don’t have dumbas roommate interrupting you
And I couldn’t follow this movie at all. He kept on distracting me.
I remember getting mad at my dog for loving him up more than me.
And my goddamn remote kept backing up because I set on it wrong or would go to different app then .
So it took my 5 hours to get to the last 30 minutes of this goddamn thing.
So moral of story if you are drunk viewing movie:
1. Drink 12 oz standard beers
2. Don’t have dumbas roommate interrupting you
