Story An ant bit me on my nuts while I was fapping!

[Cyrrow]

Really wish I had someone who could scratch my nuts right now. Then again my nuts would not be itching if I had someone in the first place!

 

[Animecel2D]

damn that is quite brutal tbh

 

[Lone-Star]

did you cum on it?

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Ant be like : Let me get that dick and balls

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

Back when I was a kid I would fantasise about being shrunk to the size of an ant and getting inserted in a woman's vagina or butt. I projected my frustrations by inserting live bugs in my anus. I disrecommend ants because they all bite (you just don't feel the bites on the rest of your body because your skin is too thick). Anyway, I'm over that phase now.

 

[Cyrrow]

did you cum on it?

Rolled him around between my fingers just enough to break his body and not kill it.

 

[Pengwin]

brutal

 

[Lone-Star]

Rolled him around between my fingers just enough to break his body and not kill it.

based

 

[ihaveno1]

Sounds painful

 

[Deleted member 21324]

Interesting, understood every single word.

 

[squirrelsonfire2]

Larping fakecel got head from an ant

 

[TruestBlackCel]

Based antcel

 

[Sheogorath]

@Wizard32 is gonna like this

not sure why you think so

but I can kinda relate to OP

red ants bit me exactly one weekend ago because they were all over this fishing spot

also when I was in kindergarten I drew a picture of a mosquito sucking blood out of my penis

I gave it to my teacher because she had instructed us to draw a mosquito on one of our body parts

I thought mine was the most clever art, more interesting than "on my knee" and "on my arm" and so forth that others did

I must've been either low-inhib back then or pure autistic

my teacher did not like that and called my parents complaining

I think back then I subconsciously knew what the jews had done

 

[Deleted member 24081]

If the ant was female:

 

[Emba]

I once had a tick on my dick!

 

[Dregster]

Really wish I had someone who could scratch my nuts right now. Then again my nuts would not be itching if I had someone in the first place!

Bruh..

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Back when I was a kid I would fantasise about being shrunk to the size of an ant and getting inserted in a woman's vagina or butt. I projected my frustrations by inserting live bugs in my anus. I disrecommend ants because they all bite (you just don't feel the bites on the rest of your body because your skin is too thick). Anyway, I'm over that phase now.

Gelukkig maar.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Chad OUT OUT OUT

 

[Deleted member 19079]

were u fapping in a forest

 

[metabuxx]

damn that is quite brutal tbh

 

[Cyrrow]

were u fapping in a forest

No ants like sweaty clothes in the summer and will seek them out.