LifeFuel AmishMaxxing IS THE WAY

[ThePornographer]

If you live in America close to an Amish group, why not join the Amish? I'm dead serious.

If you have no plan in life, no desire to succeed in modern society by using modern stuff, and if you do not like the vibe of your generation, why not become Amish?

You will get a wife. You will live in a real community. You will be far less likely to be rejected because of your appearance. It seems like the Amish are serious about loving God and actually trying to be God's people, instead of being fake in church communities.

They will give you work and purpose in life. They actually work, there are no NEETs in an Amish community. Yes, you will struggle at first if you have never done much physical activity, but in the long run it will be worth it. After one or two months, you will no longer feel real pain after work. You will only feel good after a solid meal and good sex with your Amish wife.

An Amish wife will never put you in a dead bedroom. Just look at how many kids they have. They clearly have sex a lot.
Amishmaxxing is actually a solid idea. Yeah, you might have to listen to some guys talking a lot about Jesus, but if you had the choice between talking about Jesus with your father-in-law once a week, fucking an Amish blonde Stacy (let's say you get lucky), and having a good life overall, isn't that worth it?

I'm not joking. Say fuck you to the current society that has abandoned you and go Amishmaxxing if you can. What are you losing anyway? Burger King? McDonald's? Wendy's? Pornhub? I think you will gain more than you may think.

Bonus point : If you have a daughter, she is less likely to be a whore since she will not be influenced by modern society.

 

[RealSchizo]

You're born Amish. You can't become one and they're not welcome of strangers either way. I'd like to deflower a pale amish pussy but it wont happen.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

You're born Amish. You can't become one and they're not welcome of strangers either way. I'd like to deflower a pale amish pussy but it wont happen.

The closest alternative is maybe a mormon colony

 

[TooSomething]

You're born Amish. You can't become one and they're not welcome of strangers either way. I'd like to deflower a pale amish pussy but it wont happen.

Wait, I thought you can "just join" them :/

There was a time when I've considered doing it, tbh.

 

[ThePornographer]

You're born Amish. You can't become one and they're not welcome of strangers either way. I'd like to deflower a pale amish pussy but it wont happen.

I guess it's worth tying, im pretty sure you can join, it's just that it must be hard since they do not want fake ass nigger trying to get in just for the pussies, they are not dumb

 

[Patches]

you underestimate my tism, maybe it would be different if i grew up in such environment.
Not even sure if tism is genetic thing or something you develop through social isolation so i might be doomed either way.

 

[cathuluelitist]

Amish women don't shave and have shit hygiene. They're also completely insular and have just about the same yardstick other women have.

 

[cathuluelitist]

The closest alternative is maybe a mormon colony

Short Creek Mormons also don't accept outsiders.

 

[RealSchizo]

Amish women don't shave and have shit hygiene. They're also completely insular and have just about the same yardstick other women have.

How do u know

 

[Mr Producer]

you would prob be ostracised

 

[Todd’s Pay Pig]

It seems like a good idea on the surface but I value climate controlled environments, tech and hate physical labor too much to ever consider it as a viable option.

 

[cathuluelitist]

How do u know

It goes against the Amish consuetudinary. They can't even cut their hair.

 

[ANTAGONIST]

Wait till you learn about "rumspringa":
From ai:

The Amish period of experimentation is known as Rumspringa, a term meaning "running around" in Pennsylvania Dutch. This rite of passage typically begins around age 16 and continues until the individual decides whether to be baptized into the Amish church or leave the community.

During this time, youth are no longer under the total control of their parents or the church, allowing them to explore "worldly" activities such as attending barn dances, driving cars, using modern electronics, and wearing non-Amish clothing. While popular culture often depicts this as a wild period of rebellion, for most Amish teenagers, it is a more tame phase focused on socializing, finding a marriage partner, and making an informed, voluntary commitment to the faith.

Amish foids will fornicate before getting married just like the rest of the foids.

 

[Glassness]

I feel being Amish is something your born into not get into same as being Jewish but I do like the Amish

 

[thevineyardworker]

I am going to a mennonite church as soon as I get a truck

 

[societysucks]

But im half Pakistani & Indian

 

[pleksus]

İ was watching s documentary and thought the same thing. Amishmsxxing or become a prophet (prophetmaxxing) is the way