All you need to know about modern society: It is impossible to get any job without lying.

[RobertGarnicasAPedo]

Your resume has to contain lies on it or you won't even be considered.

During the interview, you must answer many of their questions with lies.

If you don't do this, you're considered a NEET loser, and unless you're Chad, no woman will consider being with you, because you're not worthy of her.

 

[Pancakecel]

That's a retarded take jfl, my resume has no lies on it, and I've had several roles.

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

You Need to lie lie jfl the Truth

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Your resume has to contain lies

How to get a job 101.

Fake it until you make it.

If you don't know this basic rule, you're basically asking to starve in this joke of a soyciety.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

That's a retarded take jfl, my resume has no lies on it, and I've had several roles.

Good paying ones ?

 

[Pancakecel]

Good paying ones ?

Yes

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Yes

You studied STEM or some shit then. You can't get away with a shit tier curriculum without a bit of story telling.

 

[Pancakecel]

You studied STEM or some shit then. You can't get away with a shit tier curriculum without a bit of story telling.

No, IT. Got my foot in the door initially via an apprenticeship, and went from there

 

[proudweeb]

nothing wrong with lying to get ahead. it's how the world works. honesty is a sin

 

[RobertGarnicasAPedo]

That's a retarded take jfl, my resume has no lies on it, and I've had several roles.

Please. You've been lying so long you don't even realize you're doing it anymore.

Pretending you have a positive attitude, are a team player, blah blah blah...all lies.

 

[Pancakecel]

Please. You've been lying so long you don't even realize you're doing it anymore.

Pretending you have a positive attitude, are a team player, blah blah blah...all lies.

My cv is purely factual, i dont say shit about muh positive attitude and what a great team player I am

But if deluding yourself helps you cope then good for you, lad

 

[RobertGarnicasAPedo]

My cv is purely factual, i dont say shit about muh positive attitude and what a great team player I am

But if deluding yourself helps you cope then good for you, lad

You still have to lie in interviews.

 

[Pancakecel]

You still have to lie in interviews.

Sure, I'll give you that. Obviously if I just said im an angry inkwell who hates most people and want the role purely for a paycheck then I probably wouldnt get it.

 

[Rick prime]

How to get a job 101.

Fake it until you make it.

If you don't know this basic rule, you're basically asking to starve in this joke of a soyciety.

How has no one launched the nukes. Pussy ass nigga species.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

No, IT. Got my foot in the door initially via an apprenticeship, and went from there

IT no shit you're getting well paid lol

When you have a meme diploma like me, you have to find ways to get your place under the sun

 

[Pancakecel]

IT no shit you're getting well paid lol

When you have a meme diploma like me, you have to find ways to get your place under the sune

What diploma is it you have