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News All of Italy is under Coronavirus quarantine. Any spaghetticels here?

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Serious shit now. Italy had reached levels of vnimanye once unthought of. This is essentially a world war. Against the virus. Fought on international fronts. The Pacific Theatre (China) and the European Theatre (Italy).

 
Over for spaghetticels
 
@It'sAConspiracy
 
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Italycels are based.
 
I'm a spaghetticel. Not a great news for me to leave home for work only. Normies can relate now.
 
I'm a spaghetticel. Not a great news for me to leave home for work only. Normies can relate now.

When you heard the news were people like "Oh, mamma mia... ah, pasta fagioli! :feelsUnreal: "
 
Even if I don’t get the virus, it would be a pain to have to restrict myself and I only go outside to exercise and play sports. The US will never do this though even if this kind of quarantine is effective.
 
This situation sound like it would be lifefuel for us tbh

Only movement is to work? Cool thats my life already.
Schools and uni closed? Fuck yeah i dont have to do any bullshit busy work and can play vidya and smoke weed all day.
Ban on public gatherings? Great i dont have to see cackling degenerate normscum while im going about my business

Please bring me salvation corona chan, destroy this wreck of a country that is Burgerland and smite the degenerates for their disgraceful deeds
 
They overreact
corona chan wont do shit
its false hope
 
They overreact
corona chan wont do shit
its false hope

Cope. Numbers are already higher than reported in all countries because (((They))) don't want the stock market to crash, and yet it's crashing anyways. And with the amount of low IQ people who think they're immune, this is gonna spread even more. And there won't be a vaccine until probably 1-2 years from now.
 
Cope. Numbers are already higher than reported in all countries because (((They))) don't want the stock market to crash, and yet it's crashing anyways. And with the amount of low IQ people who think they're immune, this is gonna spread even more. And there won't be a vaccine until probably 1-2 years from now.
we will see
but i dont like to get my hopes up tbh
i really , really wish it would be something serious
but im starting to lose faith in corona chan :feelsbadman:
 
Spaghetticel here. I bought food supplies a week ago and prepared for the worst case scenario, almost locked up in my house.
The worst part of all this situation is that next week I will have to debate on thesis for my master degree and I can do it only using a webcam or some shit like that.
 
@Darth Cialis
 
we will see
but i dont like to get my hopes up tbh
i really , really wish it would be something serious
but im starting to lose faith in corona chan :feelsbadman:
It will kill many boomers but that's about it pretty much.
 
Pope on a rope
 
Spaghetticel here. I bought food supplies a week ago and prepared for the worst case scenario, almost locked up in my house.
The worst part of all this situation is that next week I will have to debate on thesis for my master degree and I can do it only using a webcam or some shit like that.
USAcel here, I'm mostly stocked up too. The webcam could be an advantage. It obscures your face, and due to the lower quality of communication (and due to the chaos of the virus), your professor may go easy on you. Best of luck
 
I hope corona virus wipes humanity
 
Coronavirus is tearing through, has a high spread rate, and a high kill rate. While mostly old people will suffer from it, a lot of the wealth is held by older folks and them dying prematurely will have immediate effects on the stock market and real estate. The virus will also take out young people who are already sick so stay inside if you're a sickcel. Even though I won't die if I catch it, I don't want to be bed ridden with that shit. A cold is bad enough
 
USAcel here, I'm mostly stocked up too. The webcam could be an advantage. It obscures your face, and due to the lower quality of communication (and due to the chaos of the virus), your professor may go easy on you. Best of luck
Corona will makes houses affordable again.
 
I'm a spaghetticel. Not a great news for me to leave home for work only. Normies can relate now.
Your life hasn't changed though, right? Should be good news since now normies around you are suffering from lack of social interaction
 
I'm cheering for you, Corona-chan!!
 
Youre really only under quarantine if you live in the most affected regions such as lombardy, as there aren't enough police force to patrol the whole country. I'm unaffected by it since I don't go outside anyway often at least I have an excuse to not go to uni tbh

What worries me is that the country is gonna get even more broke, this means shitty working condition and low wages for wageslaves which is what I'm going to become eventually
 
How will they eat if they can't go to the store?
Stores are still open. They just ask you to keep a minimum safety distance. Pubs, gyms, cinemas are closing due to the emergency.
Your life hasn't changed though, right? Should be good news since now normies around you are suffering from lack of social interaction
Some dorks are still partying around despite the prohibition. Mostly foids, obviously.
 
Over for spaghettinigs. My mom wanted to go on a vacation there too.
 
Spaghetticel here. I never get the flu if i get this thing i'll probably survive with little effort but the economic crash might put an end to my NEETing though.

Some dorks are still partying around despite the prohibition. Mostly foids, obviously.

Foids and Chads. Not even a pandemic can put a stop to their hedonism.
 
USAcel here, I'm mostly stocked up too. The webcam could be an advantage. It obscures your face, and due to the lower quality of communication (and due to the chaos of the virus), your professor may go easy on you. Best of luck
Thank you very much boyo :feelsokman:
 
Stores are still open. They just ask you to keep a minimum safety distance. Pubs, gyms, cinemas are closing due to the emergency.

I thought they said you couldn't leave, except to go to work?
 
ban on all public gatherings (inc. cinemas, gyms, weddings, funerals, sports events)


WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE.

No more GYM!?

If the gym gets banned I'll rope.
 
pasta pasta
I'll cook spaghetti for you
 
It's gigalifefuel: i get state-enforced neetdom and if I'm lucky I might even die
 
I thought they said you couldn't leave, except to go to work?
We have to fill a form provided by the Ministry of the Interior that states the reason we are moving. It may be going to work, health emergencies, special necessities.
 
The cucked prime minister just announced the lockdown of the country.
 
Requiescat in pace Italy
 
We have to fill a form provided by the Ministry of the Interior that states the reason we are moving. It may be going to work, health emergencies, special necessities.

How does that work?
 
How does that work?
Restaurants, shops, pubs closed. Groceries stores, factories, hospitals, post offices, banks open. Moving outside your town/city is forbidden except for work/health reasons. Public transportation is still working.
 
Restaurants, shops, pubs closed. Groceries stores, factories, hospitals, post offices, banks open. Moving outside your town/city is forbidden except for work/health reasons. Public transportation is still working.

I mean how does the form work? Specifically the turning in the form?
 

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