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Stupid Clown
Everything burns
★★★★★
- Joined
- Nov 29, 2022
- Posts
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Mario
Turned into a mindless collecthon.
Bowser doesn't kidnap peach anymore because that's sexist!
Braindead easy so retards can play it
Zelda
Either mindless Ubislop clone or game with dungeons designed for downies
Link is now a tranny
Monster Hunter
Stripped of all challenge and depth. Characters are now ugly and crossdress
Halo
Dead because Microsoft are retards and gave the series to a woman.
Doom
Ultra fast obnoxious gameplay with platforming and reddit lore.
Crash Bandicoot
After a successful remake Activision gave the series over to the idiots who made Skylanders who proceeded to turn it into furry slop.
Rayman
Dead since legends flopped. Only if they made a true origins successor instead of trying to appeal to casuals.
Bomberman
Dead because newest game flopped.
Star Fox
Dead because Shigeru Miyamoto decided to sodomize it before he stopped making games
Turned into a mindless collecthon.
Bowser doesn't kidnap peach anymore because that's sexist!
Braindead easy so retards can play it
Zelda
Either mindless Ubislop clone or game with dungeons designed for downies
Link is now a tranny
Monster Hunter
Stripped of all challenge and depth. Characters are now ugly and crossdress
Halo
Dead because Microsoft are retards and gave the series to a woman.
Doom
Ultra fast obnoxious gameplay with platforming and reddit lore.
Crash Bandicoot
After a successful remake Activision gave the series over to the idiots who made Skylanders who proceeded to turn it into furry slop.
Rayman
Dead since legends flopped. Only if they made a true origins successor instead of trying to appeal to casuals.
Bomberman
Dead because newest game flopped.
Star Fox
Dead because Shigeru Miyamoto decided to sodomize it before he stopped making games