Brutal all interactions come down to dick measuring

[SlayerSlayer]

This is why I don't leave my room. People are just gonna measure my dick, and then laugh at how small it is. They will laugh and feel good about how big their dick is in comparison to mine. And then I will go back to my room and measure my own dick and be astonished at how small it is to the point of obsession. I will write an excel chart of how big my dick is, much like a net worth chart, I track statistical anomalies in its measurement-- even though in the back of my mind I know wholeheartedly that my dick can't grow, I'm terrified it will shrink, so I measure to make sure. Like Don Quixote, the dick size was the same the entire time, but every time I see it, its an illusion-- its a perception of my own self-hatred in that moment. Then I have delusions about jelqing. Then, like the end of the Sixth Sense, I forget I was an incel this entire time. My dick size is in fact totally irrelevant within the context of social reality, so I go back to comfy UI and generate hentai.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

 

[VλREN]

Shhhh you’ll summon him

 

[Autist]

I can't breed

@LastGerman anothER dickpill

But at the end of the text, it enters into DENIAL

 

[Todd Thundercock]

My dick size is in fact totally irrelevant

 

[Autist]

My dick size is in fact totally irrelevant

If you had 12 inches, you could take out your penis in the middle of the street in front of a woman and go to a place where they give you free breakfast, lunch, and dinner

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Shhhh you’ll summon him

 

[SlayerSlayer]

If you had 12 inches, you could take out your penis in the middle of the street in front of a woman and go to a place where they give you free breakfast, lunch, and dinner

as an incel

 

[endoftheskies]

This is why I don't leave my room. People are just gonna measure my dick, and then laugh at how small it is. They will laugh and feel good about how big their dick is in comparison to mine. And then I will go back to my room and measure my own dick and be astonished at how small it is to the point of obsession. I will write an excel chart of how big my dick is, much like a net worth chart, I track statistical anomalies in its measurement-- even though in the back of my mind I know wholeheartedly that my dick can't grow, I'm terrified it will shrink, so I measure to make sure. Like Don Quixote, the dick size was the same the entire time, but every time I see it, its an illusion-- its a perception of my own self-hatred in that moment. Then I have delusions about jelqing. Then, like the end of the Sixth Sense, I forget I was an incel this entire time. My dick size is in fact totally irrelevant within the context of social reality, so I go back to comfy UI and generate hentai.

insane chat. i don't understand this mentality.

 

[LastGerman]

This is why I don't leave my room. People are just gonna measure my dick, and then laugh at how small it is. They will laugh and feel good about how big their dick is in comparison to mine. And then I will go back to my room and measure my own dick and be astonished at how small it is to the point of obsession.

It never ends. It never ends.

 

[Skoga]

Even if my dick was 20cm it wouldn't matter considering all my other features are subhuman tier

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

I'm gonna have to be captain obvious here. I think most people understand, but a significant minority probably doesn't.

OP is speaking metaphorically. I'm sure you've heard the expression "dick measuring contest". OP is just continuing with the metaphor for comedic value in a way that fits his character.

OP is talking about how social interactions in real life often lead to one-upmanship or otherwise jockeying for social status. It's all downstream from male intrasexual competition, which is why this phenomenon is especially pronounced when multiple men are around a woman.

 

[SteelCentaur]

Soon we will be required to have our dicks measured in order to be able to carry out basic tasks in life. Activities that normies take for granted such as using a taxi, boarding a plane, or going to the store. A penile credit system.