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Experiment Alcohol at the gym

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Some of you might know me as the guy who drank alcohol at school so I could talk to my crush. Well, I’ve actually been sober for nearly a year now. But I’ve recently had thoughts about wanting to get drunk again. But not at school. I want to do it at the gym this time.

Why? Well, because my crush’s female friend trains there. I really wanna talk to her, but I’m too much of a pussy to do it. So I want to get drunk so that I have the courage to talk to her. I just wanna beg her to tell my crush to consider giving me a chance. And if she declines my request, I might hug her just to piss her off. She’ll obviously push me away, but I’d enjoy the reaction. :feelskek:

The plan would be to go to the gym while she’s there. I’d have alcohol hidden in my bag, and then I’d drink it in the toilet and get drunk. And then I’d confront her about my crush. I’d make sure to not get too drunk. I don’t wanna risk having my membership revoked. Hopefully nobody will notice.

So guys, should I alcoholmaxx at the gym? :feelshmm:
 
Go for id pop a Xanax and hit the gym
 
You could hurt yourself that way.
 
 
Not a good idea to get drunk in a place full of steroid low iq muscled beasts, who think defending a foid makes them look like chivalrous medieval knights. You can end up being seriously injured , have a sexual harassment case against you or worse dead.
 
Drink whiskey in the bathroom
 
I rarely drink anymore
 
Not a good idea to get drunk in a place full of steroid low iq muscled beasts, who think defending a foid makes them look like chivalrous medieval knights. You can end up being seriously injured , have a sexual harassment case against you or worse dead.
Okay, thanks for the advice. I’m not gonna do it then.
 
Just don’t do something stupid like touch her face
 
Drunk won't help, babystep to be able to spam cold approach then approach her.
 
What inceldom does to a nigga. This is a super autistic idea
 
Used to fill up my canteen with vodka before doing speeches at school. Just do it :feelsokman:
 
alcohol is catabolic. ripping your muscles to shreds and then drinking actually has a NEGATIVE effect on muscle growth
 
I would use phenibut instead personally.
 
Some of you might know me as the guy who drank alcohol at school so I could talk to my crush. Well, I’ve actually been sober for nearly a year now. But I’ve recently had thoughts about wanting to get drunk again. But not at school. I want to do it at the gym this time.

Why? Well, because my crush’s female friend trains there. I really wanna talk to her, but I’m too much of a pussy to do it. So I want to get drunk so that I have the courage to talk to her. I just wanna beg her to tell my crush to consider giving me a chance. And if she declines my request, I might hug her just to piss her off. She’ll obviously push me away, but I’d enjoy the reaction. :feelskek:

The plan would be to go to the gym while she’s there. I’d have alcohol hidden in my bag, and then I’d drink it in the toilet and get drunk. And then I’d confront her about my crush. I’d make sure to not get too drunk. I don’t wanna risk having my membership revoked. Hopefully nobody will notice.

So guys, should I alcoholmaxx at the gym? :feelshmm:
Probably won’t work out, most people can tell someone’s drunk after talking to them for a few minutes, attractive foids can probably smell you a mile away.
Also I wouldn’t shit where you workout regularly… might be awkward around the roid monkeys in the future if you make an ass of yourself

But fuck it dud, do it…. see what happens! what have you got to lose besides your membership (worst case)
 
I also resorted to alcohol for public speaking and for many other things.
 
Go for id pop a Xanax and hit the gym
Just don't pop too much and turn into a bartard there. And wake up locked up by the police for a disorderly conduct or sexual assault charge.
 
II would try weed Maxine before that alcohol has a lot of negative side effects. It killed my mother a piece of shit whore
Some of you might know me as the guy who drank alcohol at school so I could talk to my crush. Well, I’ve actually been sober for nearly a year now. But I’ve recently had thoughts about wanting to get drunk again. But not at school. I want to do it at the gym this time.

Why? Well, because my crush’s female friend trains there. I really wanna talk to her, but I’m too much of a pussy to do it. So I want to get drunk so that I have the courage to talk to her. I just wanna beg her to tell my crush to consider giving me a chance. And if she declines my request, I might hug her just to piss her off. She’ll obviously push me away, but I’d enjoy the reaction. :feelskek:

The plan would be to go to the gym while she’s there. I’d have alcohol hidden in my bag, and then I’d drink it in the toilet and get drunk. And then I’d confront her about my crush. I’d make sure to not get too drunk. I don’t wanna risk having my membership revoked. Hopefully nobody will notice.

So guys, should I alcoholmaxx at the gym? :feelshmm:
 

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