SuicideFuel [AfterlifePill] My hopes of reincarnating as a celebrity couple's kid got shattered into pieces

[metabuxx]

I was wondering what my are chances of reincarnating as a celebrity couple's kid if I kill myself a few moments before the foid's about to give birth. Considering that only 4 babies are born each second, the odds of it happening are not bad.

But then I realized that babies are conscious inside the womb. My consciousness will never get transferred into his body. So that leaves me with no other choice but to figure out when a celebrity couple is conceiving. If 4 babies are born each second, that means 5 couples conceive each second (20% of pregnancies end in miscarriages).

Which is impossible because no couple will announce on Instagram that they are about to fuck that night. So I'll just have to rely on my luck (which is the worst) and I'm pretty sure that the second I'll rope will be the second some curry or Abo couple would be conceiving. FUCK THIS LIFE.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

u can control ur reincarnation. read up on Phowa.

also @HopeCopeRope thoughta?

 

[ReallyRice]

Copemaxxing

 

[Tiredpoorcel]

I remember being a kid and hoping id get reincarnated as Dante from DMC but don't worry Allah will get the roasties and the cuck infidels

 

[metabuxx]

u can control ur reincarnation. read up on Phowa.

also @HopeCopeRope thoughta?

I will definitely read it

 

[Transcended Trucel]

basically gist is at high Meditation levels, near death once can control where his spirit will go. You can also read up astral projection and few other things big problem with occult shit is that it is Grindy and luck involved. but once you have had your first few experiences, it gets easier to get more

 

[metabuxx]

basically gist is at high Meditation levels, near death once can control where his spirit will go. You can also read up astral projection and few other things big problem with occult shit is that it is Grindy and luck involved. but once you have had your first few experiences, it gets easier to get more

You have a pretty good idea about it. I will definitely look it up.

 

[FlamingCel]

basically gist is at high Meditation levels, near death once can control where his spirit will go. You can also read up astral projection and few other things big problem with occult shit is that it is Grindy and luck involved. but once you have had your first few experiences, it gets easier to get more

do you realize you could get possessed by demons

 

[Transcended Trucel]

do you realize you could get possessed by demons

massive cope. demons are Cucked entities, any man with willpower could oveprower them

 

[goydivision]

Read my thread. If you play it well, you can reincarnate as an angel of God.

 

[Jal16]

Knowing our luck,we'll probably get reincarnated into a worser life.

 

[Deleted member 26032]

There is only one life and we get to be stuck with this misery.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I just want eternal peace

 

[crestfallencel]

break into their house while they are fucking and get killed by their security staff

 

[Deleted member 20790]

You'll end up some poor kid in Africa

 

[lifeisbullshit95]

u can control ur reincarnation. read up on Phowa.

also @HopeCopeRope thoughta?

Dude you can't control your body, mind etc and you want to control your next respawn....

Take the pill there is no such a thing as freewill.

 

[metabuxx]

You'll end up some poor kid in Africa

I fear so too

 

[WØLF]

Once again, you only get reincarnated into a higher status if you were righteous, pure of heart, and had the best intentions for everyone around you. Doesn't sound like many of us here, especially not you OP

It's hindu dindu cope anyway

 

[metabuxx]

especially not you OP

Brutal selfrealizationpill

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I was wondering what my are chances of reincarnating as a celebrity couple's kid if I kill myself a few moments before the foid's about to give birth. Considering that only 4 babies are born each second, the odds of it happening are not bad.

But then I realized that babies are conscious inside the womb. My consciousness will never get transferred into his body. So that leaves me with no other choice but to figure out when a celebrity couple is conceiving. If 4 babies are born each second, that means 5 couples conceive each second (20% of pregnancies end in miscarriages).

Which is impossible because no couple will announce on Instagram that they are about to fuck that night. So I'll just have to rely on my luck (which is the worst) and I'm pretty sure that the second I'll rope will be the second some curry or Abo couple would be conceiving. FUCK THIS LIFE.

Cope. Even if reincarnation is real we would most likely end up as cockroaches, bacteria, molecules or some other shit, since that's was mostly out there.

Knowing our luck,we'll probably get reincarnated into a worser life.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

Copemaxxing

 

[Dota]

u can control ur reincarnation. read up on Phowa.

Have you done it?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Have you done it?

I plan to

 

[Dota]

I plan to

How about just don't reincarnate?

 

[BlkPillPres]

Imagine believing in reincarnation but not instead trying to make yourself into a Demi God, if shit like reincarnation exists, why settle with just being born as another human again, why take the chance of being born a woman

 

[Deleted member 23712]

u can control ur reincarnation. read up on Phowa.

also @HopeCopeRope thoughta?

Don’t fuck yourself is what feel about op
Killing yourself will only worsen your situation in the next life. That’s my understanding, anyway

 

[Shin no Shi]

I remember being a kid and hoping id get reincarnated as Dante from DMC but don't worry Allah will get the roasties and the cuck infidels

nigga who wouldn't want that. I wanted to reincarnate as edward elric from FMA and fuck winry or even ichigo from bleach.

 

[ADepressedVirgin]

what if 2 kids conceived at the exact same time