Well, well, well. Would you look at this:
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/ryzg6d/that_time_when_a_registered_sex_offender_got/
Excerpt of conversation from Doogycel's perspective.
Did you know? Mod tools give every Reddit mod access to the "FEDERAL DATABASE"!
Notice how official-sounding those two words are. It's the FEDERAL DATABASE. Watch out, or Doogycel might find you on the FEDERAL DATABASE. It sounds so important, doesn't it?. I bet Doogycel gives himself a semi just by telling himself how important of a person he is. He is the MODERATOR of a subreddit dedicated to a comic series that averages 4 upvotes.
Stock photo of a Reddit Moderator bringing sex offenders to justice via the FEDERAL DATABASE.
"Of course I have sex," Doogycel declares confidently. "I have access to the FEDERAL DATABASE."
Man, can you imagine all the Stacy cheerleaders at the bar swooning in lust when he tells them, "I have access to the FEDERAL DATABASE"?
This doesn't need to be said, of course, but the account description is a joke, because you don't give Reddit your personal details when you sign up.
Not to mention that there is no such thing named the FEDERAL DATABASE. And even it did exist, no institution would give a retarded 34-year-old sperg who lives with his parents access to it.
View: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/ryzg6d/that_time_when_a_registered_sex_offender_got/
Excerpt of conversation from Doogycel's perspective.
Did you know? Mod tools give every Reddit mod access to the "FEDERAL DATABASE"!
Notice how official-sounding those two words are. It's the FEDERAL DATABASE. Watch out, or Doogycel might find you on the FEDERAL DATABASE. It sounds so important, doesn't it?. I bet Doogycel gives himself a semi just by telling himself how important of a person he is. He is the MODERATOR of a subreddit dedicated to a comic series that averages 4 upvotes.
Stock photo of a Reddit Moderator bringing sex offenders to justice via the FEDERAL DATABASE.
"Of course I have sex," Doogycel declares confidently. "I have access to the FEDERAL DATABASE."
Man, can you imagine all the Stacy cheerleaders at the bar swooning in lust when he tells them, "I have access to the FEDERAL DATABASE"?
This doesn't need to be said, of course, but the account description is a joke, because you don't give Reddit your personal details when you sign up.
Not to mention that there is no such thing named the FEDERAL DATABASE. And even it did exist, no institution would give a retarded 34-year-old sperg who lives with his parents access to it.
