advice for shoplifting and self checkouts

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

Yo any of you here has advice for shoplifting ? Like how to steal at self checkouts etc i d be interested , also does fake money go into self checkout machines because i can buy some on the onion websites.
Thanks.

 

[Antifem Lord]

Take what I want and walk out

 

[Roob]

Take what I want and walk out

This. Wagies do not care.

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

Take what I want and walk out

ok but how you put it in the pockets ? I stole a braun machine once worth 80eur was years ago lol didn't get caught.

 

[Antifem Lord]

ok but how you put it in the pockets ? I stole a braun machine once worth 80eur was years ago lol didn't get caught.

Idk officer

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

Idk officer

do you jerk off the same time as you shoplift ?

 

[Antifem Lord]

do you jerk off the same time as you shoplift ?

Nah your mother does that for me

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

Nah your mother does that for me

edgy

 

[Antifem Lord]

edgy

Yea i dont have time for the smart remarks how about you get a job so you won't have to make retarted post asking how to steal broke bitch

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

Yea i dont have time for the smart remarks how about you get a job so you won't have to make retarted post asking how to steal broke bitch

no i'd rather not work and live on benefits than be a wageslave cuck but i say that while i have a job so.

 

[Antifem Lord]

no i'd rather not work and live on benefits than be a wageslave cuck but i say that while i have a job so.

Ok

 

[Fire.]

get a job GrAY

 

[ParasiteToSociety]

ok GrAY

 

[Emba]

do you jerk off the same time as you shoplift ?

Yes

 

[baja jagodinac]

 

[cripplecel]

do you jerk off the same time as you shoplift ?

Yes

 

[cripplecel]

If I’m buying something long like sausage, banana or Pepsi bottle. I just put it in my pants and the employees just think I got a huge boner and don’t bother talking to me.

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

This. Wagies do not care.

Especially at shitty ghetto stores, only the managers give a fuck especially in cuckfornia

 

[Sanega Salt Nigga]

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Doubt the feds would give a fuck about us talking shoplifting

 

[nirvanacowboy]

Just put it in your pocket if it's small enough, hoodie/waistband if bigger. Stealing anything that you can't reasonably fit on your person is retard nig behavior. Aim your eyes upwards (but do not move your head) to look for cameras and find an aisle with no people or cameras. If the same person is following you around the store, they are on to you, leave the store and try another. Good luck, fuck the jewcorpos!

Wagies do not give a shit btw.

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

If I’m buying something long like sausage, banana or Pepsi bottle. I just put it in my pants and the employees just think I got a huge boner and don’t bother talking to me.

thank you for the advice

 

[FrenchcelNeverbegan]

Just put it in your pocket if it's small enough, hoodie/waistband if bigger. Stealing anything that you can't reasonably fit on your person is retard nig behavior. Aim your eyes upwards (but do not move your head) to look for cameras and find an aisle with no people or cameras. If the same person is following you around the store, they are on to you, leave the store and try another. Good luck, fuck the jewcorpos!

Wagies do not give a shit btw.

ok brother thx

 

[DeathIsSalvation]

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brutal

 

[coping_manlet]

Take what I want and walk out

LARP you’d get stopped by security I’ve tried even hiding shit under my coat or in my pants and I get stopped