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Experiment Accept Christ and win a free PlayStation 5!

Accept Christ and win a free PlayStation 5?!!


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Fat Link

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As @Master, @PPEcel and myself were busy singing old negro spirituals to eachother this morning on voice chat and really getting into an early groove for the upcoming Christmas holiday season, the thought popped into my mind of what better recruiting tool do we have to not only bring more incels into both the family of God and our great forum community here, than Sony’s latest smash hit console the PlayStation 5?! :feelsthink::society:

Honestly it’s practically a no brainer people. :ahegao:
 
i hate my life and want to die
 
praised be julius caesar or hows the man called
 
I accept Jesus Christ (as a messenger of God)

Now where's my ps5?
 
I will convert for a free PS5 :forcedsmile:
 
CHRIST IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR
 
People still play video games? (Games have went to shit after PS2/XBox)

People still believe in Christ? (God hates us all)
 
Offer people what they want and they will throw away their morals If the Thing given ( Money , Entertainment ... ) Justifys It.
 
I feel like this is a scam to get the mailing address of the "winner" FatLink chooses to dox to the feds
 
Only if it's the Ps5 with the disc loader. None of that pussy gay digital only shit.
 
Already have one and it sucks. No Games.

Don't fall for it guys, stay heathen.
 
Praise incel Jesus :society:
 
Also you should exclude GrAYcels from participating for obvious reasons :feelsclown:
 
Now that's my kinda religion
 
Throw in a LCD 4k TV and Im in.
 
YHWH's greatest act of mercy since the exodus ngl
 
i’m not interested in running but if you want me to send a few dollars for the donation of this console, gimme a crypto address to send it to
 
Jesus is my saviour and Lord is my strength, im already an Christian. Now send my address to FBI and give me PS5.
 
you had a vc without me....
 
I don't want a pray station!
 
I would accept the devil instead
 
Just expose your address to Master theory. I'm in, I have nothing to lose unlike IT cucks.
 
I reject the PS5, im already christian. I just want gods love
 
Something smells fishy here and it aint pussy :feelssus:
 
PS5 (+ all consoles, whether Xbox or Sony... that is) sucks rocks.
PC master race, all the way.
I already have a xbox and a gaming pc but no PS5 although I would like to play last of us 1 and 2 and other games that are PlayStation only
 
christ never existed it's just another (((invention))) for sheep control
 
christ never existed it's just another (((invention))) for sheep control
this
also fuck this soy shit, imagine still playing console in 2022
 
Yeah, just like that I’m a new convert. As of now I am accepting Jesus as my lord and savior.

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come to him and give a PS5, and he will game with me. - Jesus Christ
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i hate my life and want to die
:whitepill:
 
probably a scam tbhnglossus.
 
fat link i'd never worship a dead kike on a stick.
 

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