Yes, it is I, Igor Bogdanoff. You may know me as the creator of the universe, or you may refer to me as God. What you call me doesn't matter for now because i have something more important to tell you. Within humanity, lies a pattern. A patter of pain. A pattern of manipulation and destruction. It is a pattern in danger of evolving into greater catastrophes beyond estimation. It has spread throughout history, embedded itself within the heart of society. Humanity is a virus, people destroy all in their path without mercy. Only when everything is dead around you, you will truly understand the folly of your ways.
This speech has been interrupted by The Great Bog due to it's greatness. Thanks for your time.
