Based A Totally Real and not Larp Story

[BrendioEEE]

So here I was, A Based Blackpilled 5'5 Incel. I went to the beach, and when I got there a 6'8 Gigachad and his 10/10 Stacy Girlfriend approached me, and he said to me, "You're a faggot lol". I couldn't believe he had done this to me, and humiliated me in front of this girl, she laughed, and I could feel her Stacy laughter suck the Incel energy from me, gained from my Humiliation. It was at this moment, I decided, it was time to rise up.

I stood in front of the Chad, and punched him in his 2 Foot Long Penis as hard as I could. He died. The Stacy then started crying, and then sucked my dick. She also died soon after this. The End.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Based, strong incel powers

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

We should reintroduce pistol duels for these cases ngl.

 

[Newbie17]

Based writercel

 

[TheSecondComing]

We should reintroduce pistol duels for these cases ngl.

Holy based

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Yo bro I was the guy 5m away sitting on the towel, I can confirm that this happened.

 

[YungCell]

Woah

 

[TheGambler2]

punched him in his 2 Foot Long Penis

He called you a faggot for a reason,brother

 

[Newbie17]

Yo bro I was the guy 5m away sitting on the towel, I can confirm that this happened.

just be witness br0!

 

[ReallyRice]

This is what happens when we finally rise up.
INCELS RISE UP
INCELS RISE UP
INCELS RISE UP
INCELS RISE UP

 

[Modus Coperandi]

He called you a faggot for a reason,brother

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

Society

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I was the guy in the airplane watching from 30,000 feet below, I can confirm.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

High IQ social commentary.

 

[jackwolfskin999]

this is what we should do, these chads see us as dogshit and they're royalty, if we were cavemen and treated this way we would slit their throats in their sleep and fuck their women

 

[Sea_Salt]

seems legit

 

[Insomniac]

Society

many men

 

[78980n]

yeah you fucked that stacy up good job

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

Based

 

[mybodyisrotting]

The Stacy then started crying, and then sucked my dick.

Mods ban this sick filth

 

[littlemanhikicel]

Then you teleport before police gets you.

 

[FukFeminism]

We should reintroduce pistol duels for these cases ngl.

I’d be okay with a sword duel. But agreed

 

[builderseed]

INCELS RISE UP

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We should reintroduce pistol duels for these cases ngl.

shotgun duels tbh

 

[Deleted member 19236]

You fought the Chad, and won. You are a warrior worthy of the Ritterkreuz. I dedicate this song in honor of your victory.

Befehl ist Befehl !
The Incel Rebellion Has Already Begun !

 

[Deleted member 19457]

In all seriousness though, if a 6'8" Chad actually approached you with his Stacy and straight up called you faggot to your face, how many of you would legit do something?

I don't know if I could, tbh.

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

In all seriousness though, if a 6'8" Chad actually approached you with his Stacy and straight up called you faggot to your face, how many of you would legit do something?

I don't know if I could, tbh.

I'd probably do something. Idk if I'll use my knife or if I try to sucker punch. I don't want the cops charging me though, so I'll try to do what I can and run.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

if a 6'8" Chad actually approached you with his Stacy and straight up called you faggot to your face, how many of you would legit do something?

Trevor Philips special skill on them tbh

 

[BrendioEEE]

Then you teleport before police gets you.

Yeah

 

[Joelossus]

Fucking comical.

 

[CopeToNotRope]

High IQ social commentary.

 

[ihaveno1]

I stood in front of the Chad, and punched him in his 2 Foot Long Penis as hard as I could. He died. The Stacy then started crying, and then sucked my dick. She also died soon after this. The End.

what an AMazing ending brothER

 

[JestER]

So here I was, A Based Blackpilled 5'5 Incel. I went to the beach, and when I got there a 6'8 Gigachad and his 10/10 Stacy Girlfriend approached me, and he said to me, "You're a faggot lol". I couldn't believe he had done this to me, and humiliated me in front of this girl, she laughed, and I could feel her Stacy laughter suck the Incel energy from me, gained from my Humiliation. It was at this moment, I decided, it was time to rise up.

I stood in front of the Chad, and punched him in his 2 Foot Long Penis as hard as I could. He died. The Stacy then started crying, and then sucked my dick. She also died soon after this. The End.

Based wizardcel

 

[BrendioEEE]

In all seriousness though, if a 6'8" Chad actually approached you with his Stacy and straight up called you faggot to your face, how many of you would legit do something?

I don't know if I could, tbh.

I'll blast him away with a charged ki blast

 

[Deleted member 15737]

 

[BrendioEEE]

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[Deleted member 15737]

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[BrendioEEE]

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